The Ejaculation Etiquette Guide
- By Tracy Ames
- Published August 6, 2009
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Hey Folks,
I couldn't pass this one up! AskMen.com has an article, "The Ejaculation Etiquette Guide", that I thought some of you would get a kick out of. Enjoy and let me know what you think.
"Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don’t have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances. Men, on the other hand, know that the end result of their pleasure includes a mess to clean up. This means that you should have an ejaculation etiquette plan that includes where it goes, where it doesn’t go, how it’s cleaned up, and how it’s disposed of. Much of this is dependent on your partner’s likes and dislikes, so make sure to get an idea of where she draws the line when it comes to your climactic fluid." To Read More
Cheers,
Tracy
I couldn't pass this one up! AskMen.com has an article, "The Ejaculation Etiquette Guide", that I thought some of you would get a kick out of. Enjoy and let me know what you think.
"Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don’t have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances. Men, on the other hand, know that the end result of their pleasure includes a mess to clean up. This means that you should have an ejaculation etiquette plan that includes where it goes, where it doesn’t go, how it’s cleaned up, and how it’s disposed of. Much of this is dependent on your partner’s likes and dislikes, so make sure to get an idea of where she draws the line when it comes to your climactic fluid." To Read More
Cheers,
Tracy
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6 Responses to "The Ejaculation Etiquette Guide" 
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said this on 06 Aug 2009 11:10:36 PM CDT
Hilarious! If a man DIDN'T know these rules before now there is no excuse!
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said this on 06 Aug 2009 11:50:48 PM CDT
I know! Greg found the article and brought it to my attention earlier. We've been laughing ever since.
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said this on 08 Aug 2009 7:07:44 PM CDT
The things you have to tell people NOT to do.
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said this on 08 Aug 2009 8:03:15 PM CDT
Hey to quote a great man: Knowing is half the battle--G.I. Joe
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said this on 10 Aug 2009 1:25:10 AM CDT
Lol, i made my husband read it....he was cracking up. Said HE CAN'T HELP IT
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said this on 10 Aug 2009 1:36:56 AM CDT
My favorite line was "you’ll likely end up finishing inside her". WTF!?! I read erotica and I don't even say "finish inside her". They made it soung so creepy. Weirdos!
Greg printed it out and taped it to the head board just in case he forgets. We've been cracking up ever since! |