Slacker Thee Name Is Tracy
- By Tracy Ames
- Published October 4, 2009
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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My girlfriend Stephanie came in town for the weekend so I took the day off and caught the train over to NYC. Yes, me, back in NYC after my six month stint in Greenwich, CT. How was it being back in the city you ask? It was a bouquet of primordial hot puke and vine ripened acidic piss. Add to this the monsoon-like weather conditions and an over worked author and what you got is a stanky day in Funky Town.
Okay, maybe I’m a bit jaded. We have a house in the city however Greg, as a surprise gift, decided to have the place remodeled which meant we had nowhere to crash*. But we made the best of it. We walked and laughed until we hurt. Window shopped and really shopped** We headed down to the garment district and found a store called Conway. I don’t really know what to say about this shithole so I’ll digress….
The famous Stage Deli is where we decided to stuff our gobs and stuff them we did! I’m not a huge meat eater but my partners in crime were. I had something called brisket. Whatever cut of meat this ‘brisket’ is, I feel sorry for the poor animal it was attached to. It was fatty and taste remotely chicken-like. Poor animal didn’t even have his own identity, he was chicken-like. Tracy no likie! The bright star was the salad. It was outstanding if not a twinge boring, but after biting into an oil slick I couldn’t hope for anything more.
So after wiping the sheen of animal fat from my lips and trudging through my bowl of iceberg, we shot over to Dean and Deluca (coconut cream doughnuts and coffee) for dessert. Can I just stop here and say I love Dean and Deluca. Seriously, I could live in that place. I had a chance to talk with our server and learned a bit about him. Okay, I have to stop again….This guy was cripplingly HOT! He was “Crawl in my bed and I’ll change your life” hot! I promised him that I’d build a character around him for the next installment of “Beg Me”.
Anyway, we walked around a bit longer and caught the train back to CT. So, all-in-all the day was pretty good. I got to spend time with one of my closest friends and got a great character for you guys. Yeah, my copy editor is already requesting that Lee have his own story....no such luck there buddy!
Tracy
*The house is going to be fabulous! Thanks babe!
** The new Kenneth Cole line is crazy hot. Save the Decocolico, Et d'Un, and the Charme, the Fall/Winter 2009 Christian Louboutin collection is not cute. It’s like they didn’t give a damn.
My girlfriend Stephanie came in town for the weekend so I took the day off and caught the train over to NYC. Yes, me, back in NYC after my six month stint in Greenwich, CT. How was it being back in the city you ask? It was a bouquet of primordial hot puke and vine ripened acidic piss. Add to this the monsoon-like weather conditions and an over worked author and what you got is a stanky day in Funky Town.
Okay, maybe I’m a bit jaded. We have a house in the city however Greg, as a surprise gift, decided to have the place remodeled which meant we had nowhere to crash*. But we made the best of it. We walked and laughed until we hurt. Window shopped and really shopped** We headed down to the garment district and found a store called Conway. I don’t really know what to say about this shithole so I’ll digress….
The famous Stage Deli is where we decided to stuff our gobs and stuff them we did! I’m not a huge meat eater but my partners in crime were. I had something called brisket. Whatever cut of meat this ‘brisket’ is, I feel sorry for the poor animal it was attached to. It was fatty and taste remotely chicken-like. Poor animal didn’t even have his own identity, he was chicken-like. Tracy no likie! The bright star was the salad. It was outstanding if not a twinge boring, but after biting into an oil slick I couldn’t hope for anything more.
So after wiping the sheen of animal fat from my lips and trudging through my bowl of iceberg, we shot over to Dean and Deluca (coconut cream doughnuts and coffee) for dessert. Can I just stop here and say I love Dean and Deluca. Seriously, I could live in that place. I had a chance to talk with our server and learned a bit about him. Okay, I have to stop again….This guy was cripplingly HOT! He was “Crawl in my bed and I’ll change your life” hot! I promised him that I’d build a character around him for the next installment of “Beg Me”.
Anyway, we walked around a bit longer and caught the train back to CT. So, all-in-all the day was pretty good. I got to spend time with one of my closest friends and got a great character for you guys. Yeah, my copy editor is already requesting that Lee have his own story....no such luck there buddy!
Tracy
*The house is going to be fabulous! Thanks babe!
** The new Kenneth Cole line is crazy hot. Save the Decocolico, Et d'Un, and the Charme, the Fall/Winter 2009 Christian Louboutin collection is not cute. It’s like they didn’t give a damn.
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7 Responses to "Slacker Thee Name Is Tracy" 
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said this on 04 Oct 2009 8:41:51 PM CDT
Ah Tracy, Say it isn't so! The Lou's are not delicious this year. Well, I guess I will have to covet something else for the New Year. You decided to do Manhattan this weekend?-You are a better woman than I my friend. :)
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said this on 04 Oct 2009 9:03:15 PM CDT
No Lady! They aren't cute at all. But the Kenneth Coles are great! The four pair I pictured above are now on my wish list. The store was closed by the time we strolled over...:(
The only reason we went over was because my hubby said it wasn't going to rain. I was fooled! But it stopped and we continued to trek. New Years is going to be a blast. The place will be finished in a few weeks! YAY! |
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said this on 06 Oct 2009 6:00:11 AM CDT
Hy, if several other trips in big apple, then will have a complet list of elements, place, situation, meeting, clothes,... for the movie by hollywood in 2012 :"T. C. apple life", why not taste a little about this beauty apple woman...to be continued!of course
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said this on 06 Oct 2009 3:18:34 PM CDT
I have a big shoe fetish and as pretty as I imagine the lovely Tracy's feet in these, I'm not feeling it. I liked the classic Louboutins and have written them into a story.
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said this on 06 Oct 2009 4:56:43 PM CDT
I'm totally a classic Louboutin freak...well I'm a high heel freak period. I got a pair of black patent Louboutins last season in Montreal. Oh holy orgasm on a pita! They are HOT and so comfortable.
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said this on 07 Oct 2009 11:00:41 AM CDT
A Mark Farley story and Lou's-can a girl ask for more? Mark has to share with the class.
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