TMI Tuesday...The Sunday Edition
- By Tracy Ames
- Published October 19, 2009
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Sorry guys! I didn't post this last week so here you go. Enjoy
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
Seriously? It's a 10. Do I need to gush about how happy I am? I’m blessed beyond anything I could have ever dreamed for myself. I have a wonderful family and loyal readers…not to mention some of the most talented writers on my site. You ain’t gonna find no L-Erotica stuff here folks!
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
10 plus. Good Mother Mary...Greg is gggoooddd!
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Check out “Those Eyes”…nuff said
3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
I’m going to meditate every morning, I’m going to obsess about the dishes in the sink, and I’m going to wake up with Chia Pet hair. It never fails!
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
Oh Geez, this is so personal but I promised I’d answer all the questions *DEEP SIGH*…okay, its a tie between #4, #21 and #11.
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
That’s easy, #20 and #36. #20 is just weird. #36 is painful, Greg is endowed. Sorry babe, please don’t divorce me...:(
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Lips, eyes, abs and arms
6. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Since I have to pick one, I’d rather him have sex with someone rather then fall in love with them. Physical sex is one thing but giving your heart to someone is a whole other ballgame.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
To be honest, I don’t understand the question but I’ll take a stab at it. Down I guess.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: I’m coming home
b) make you squirm: Be waiting for me (Ok, its not three words but its my blog)
c) make you laugh: Anything that come out of Grip’s mouth.
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
This one is a two-fer.
I was dating this guy who was born-again. He hadn’t had any lovin' (manual or other) in 1.5 years before we got together. We dated four months before deciding to head for the bedroom.
We’re in his dimly lit room, he’s sitting on the edge on the bed in his boxers and I’m standing in front of him in my bra and underwear undressing for him. He “comes to fruition” before he even touches me!! He was horrified and I was frustrated but I fell on the sword and gave him another chance a couple of weeks later.
This time I’m on my back, he weasels himself between heaven’s gates and BAM
He did it again. He rushes off to the bathroom. I pulled the covers up to my chin. He comes back into the room and says with a straight face, “Oh, were you expecting some more because I’m done.”
As I left his apartment, I heard a toilet flush off in the distance. It wasn’t until much later that I realized that sound was my patience, libido, and the fragments of any possibility that I’d stay with this guy going down the drain.
Well that's it until Tuesday. Cheers!
Tracy
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
Seriously? It's a 10. Do I need to gush about how happy I am? I’m blessed beyond anything I could have ever dreamed for myself. I have a wonderful family and loyal readers…not to mention some of the most talented writers on my site. You ain’t gonna find no L-Erotica stuff here folks!
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
10 plus. Good Mother Mary...Greg is gggoooddd!
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Check out “Those Eyes”…nuff said
3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
I’m going to meditate every morning, I’m going to obsess about the dishes in the sink, and I’m going to wake up with Chia Pet hair. It never fails!
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
Oh Geez, this is so personal but I promised I’d answer all the questions *DEEP SIGH*…okay, its a tie between #4, #21 and #11.
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
That’s easy, #20 and #36. #20 is just weird. #36 is painful, Greg is endowed. Sorry babe, please don’t divorce me...:(
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Lips, eyes, abs and arms
6. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Since I have to pick one, I’d rather him have sex with someone rather then fall in love with them. Physical sex is one thing but giving your heart to someone is a whole other ballgame.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
To be honest, I don’t understand the question but I’ll take a stab at it. Down I guess.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: I’m coming home
b) make you squirm: Be waiting for me (Ok, its not three words but its my blog)
c) make you laugh: Anything that come out of Grip’s mouth.
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
This one is a two-fer.
I was dating this guy who was born-again. He hadn’t had any lovin' (manual or other) in 1.5 years before we got together. We dated four months before deciding to head for the bedroom.
We’re in his dimly lit room, he’s sitting on the edge on the bed in his boxers and I’m standing in front of him in my bra and underwear undressing for him. He “comes to fruition” before he even touches me!! He was horrified and I was frustrated but I fell on the sword and gave him another chance a couple of weeks later.
This time I’m on my back, he weasels himself between heaven’s gates and BAM
He did it again. He rushes off to the bathroom. I pulled the covers up to my chin. He comes back into the room and says with a straight face, “Oh, were you expecting some more because I’m done.”
As I left his apartment, I heard a toilet flush off in the distance. It wasn’t until much later that I realized that sound was my patience, libido, and the fragments of any possibility that I’d stay with this guy going down the drain.
Well that's it until Tuesday. Cheers!
Tracy
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9 Responses to "TMI Tuesday...The Sunday Edition" 
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 5:44:16 AM CDT
I wish I could come a lot quicker, although not that quick. Most of my sexual partners complain about how long I take. It works well for sex clubs though, because I can get around most people there. Perhaps your born again was put off by overwhelming guilt because of his religion. Either that, or you were one hot tomale when you were younger.
Incidentally, who do you have to 'mediate' between on a morning? |
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 11:50:14 AM CDT
Honey, I have to meditate to wake up and focus on the day ahead. Stress is my constant companion.
See there Mark, you have a talent that most men wish they had. You are the beacon...a freakin’ symbol of hope for all men suffering from premature ejaculation. You sir are an inspiration to men around the world |
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 11:21:52 AM CDT
Ahhh! I am on the floor Tracy!
I will not be answering this survey. I don't want to mortify the readers of the site. But I will be participating in TMI Tuesday this week! Oh Geez! “Oh, were you expecting some more because I’m done.” I swear this takes the cake! Bless his heart (yours too)! |
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 12:02:15 PM CDT
Stephanie, I sooo wasn't going to answer the questions but I promised myself I'd do it. Greg gave me that "You're not really going to do it" look. I pressed onward, spilling my guts to the world all because of a stupid promise!
I felt like such an ass lying there with the cover to my chin (it was cold). I couldn't believe it. But then again I should have expected it. This was also the same guy who thought French kissing was an abomination against man and beast. Quick-fire, as I call him, is now happily married...I wish I could say the say for his wife. |
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 1:46:16 PM CDT
Needless to say I will not be answering this week's TMI. I am too busy studying the corresponding pictures (what a relevation!). Poor hubby, now he has homework-I'll try not to hurt him.LOL
he is gonna ban me from this site. |
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 1:51:26 PM CDT
LOLOL! Lady, Greg has banned me from my own site. You should have seen the look he gave me. Creepy! Please don't hurt your hubby, poor fella.
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 2:10:13 PM CDT
How's a girl to learn? As far as I am concerned this is story research. I am doing my part for my craft-one learns best by doing. I'll try not to brake him.
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 2:22:09 PM CDT
That the same thing I told my Greg. He didn't buy it yet seemed all to willing to help out.
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said this on 19 Oct 2009 6:55:20 PM CDT
curiosity in this quizz couldn't learn about your heart, of course because You've got a big/sweet one...lol...in which we could be lost like a sugar in a drink of water...
maybe You could propose the IRE position...to meditate for! |