Why are you still single?
- By Stephanie Morris
- Published November 10, 2009
Stephanie Morris
Hi Everyone!
I'm Stephanie Morris, author of contemporary African American, Interracial/Multicultural and Paranormal sensual romance (borderline erotica). I love to write according to my moods but you will always get a story that combines a sensual energy with a captivating storyline. A native of the Dallas, TX area, I currently resides in Fort Worth, TX.
My current book release's include: Better Late Than Never, Playing for Keeps and Her Every Fantasy in The Smith Sister's Trilogy. The first book in the Courtlandt's of California, Laws of Attraction is now available. Propositioning the Rich Italian, the first book in the Indulgence series is also on a shelf near you. I also have two other single title releases, Cutting to The Chase and Staking His Claim.
My upcoming works include: A Matter of Honesty, The Past Between Them, Caught Up In The Moment (the first book in the That One Night series) to name a few.
Still, there is no better time to be asked this question than when on a date. Seriously! I'm out of one of those God awful dates that one of my "supposed" friends have set me up on. The interesting thing, is that this guy was attractive, made a decent living, fell within an okay age range and seemed to have a good personality, yet, my "oh no" radar was still up. I quickly found out why.
To set the scene, we both arrive at the restaurant, pleasantries are exchanged, drink and food orders are taken. Then halfway through the meal, this silly, silly man let's the other shoe drop. In his most sincere voice he asks.
“Why are you still single?”
I cringed but, looked him in the eye, and asked “Why are you still single? You’re 8 years older than me!”
Okay okay. So I might have overreacted, but seriously I have been asked this question too many times! For some reason when I am asked this question I feel like I am being judged and then like I must justify myself. Insane since I am usually a person who gives a flip about what you say or think.
So I stare across the table at this man who clearly never received a lesson on first date etiquette and contemplate what my answer should be...
“Well, you see, I was in a past relationship that ended a while back, then I decided I'd had enough with "sneaky snakes" and wanted to be by myself. To be alone, without the anal discharge (thanks Tracy). I only recently decided that I want to starting dating again."
Or: “I’m still figuring out what kind of person I want to be with (and after the question you just asked you clearly aren't it).”
These are all real responses that I’ve actually given that I’ll stand behind. But me being the over-analytical person that I am, it is the underlying question they’re not asking is far worse: “What’s wrong with you that has prevented you from finding a man by now?”
Okay, now seriously, if there was something terribly wrong with me, do you think I would tell you?
The first time I was asked this was a couple of years ago, while I celebrated New Years with a group of wonderful, single, and intelligent friends. I had broken up with a man I wasn't meant to be with on any level, two months before.
My girls are I were intent on having a good time, trying to pretend the room wasn’t filled with happy couples when a drunk and unfortunately attractive man stumbled by our table, did a double take, grabbed onto my friend Veronica’s chair for stability and slurred it out “Wha—at are all you boo-ta-ful women doing single?”
There it was. The question that we were trying not to think about, not that day. There was a moment of silence. And then, as the smart, sexy women we are, we counterattacked.
“We haven’t found anyone we like yet.”
"Oh, am I single? I didn’t remember. But thank you so much for bringing that up!”
“We’re happier this way!”
The waitress hovering nearby suggested loudly he buy us all a shot. We agreed. He sat down, had some tequila with us and we forgave him his rudeness.
The next time the question surfaced was on a first date. I probably replied in a combination of the above responses and added the comment to my mental list of his growing negatives checks. (I’m sorry, but I really don’t want to talk about your ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, or ex-lover for two hours straight the first time I meet you!)
The thing is, it’s an offensive comment no matter who asks it. If my uncle or my aunt asked, I might be able to throw it off with a glib comment and a laugh and it wouldn't bother me. I would like to say a girlfriend would never ask that because we know better but unfortunately I can't. Probably because they are all getting married and squeezing out kids at an alarming rate.
I won't even get started on my mother who I love very dearly. At this point, I honestly think the woman doesn't care if I get married. She just wants grandchildren!
So now I digress...ok ladies (and the gents reading this), it’s time to share…what do you say when asked that? Do you have a perfect response?Spread The Word
12 Responses to "Why are you still single?"
said this on 11 Nov 2009 12:52:46 PM CDT
hmmm... i really don't know what I would say...might give the finger though...
plus i never thought about asking ppl that..in fact I am a bit jealous of single folks without the kids...you can do want you want whenever... so I will just live vicariously through you. |
said this on 11 Nov 2009 6:16:41 PM CDT
LOL! Pikkin you and I cannot hang out. Tracy really would need to bail us out of jail. Yeah, I have made the decision to entertain the readers in between stories by blogging about my dating life. It is a riot believe me.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 2:27:18 PM CDT
I want credit for "Sneaky Snake" lol.
You don't have to justify yourself for being single, you can tell them to mind their own business. People are so rude!! There are such mouth watering men in this planet, sometimes i envy all the single bitches ... |
said this on 11 Nov 2009 6:24:35 PM CDT
Heidi,
You get full credit for "sneaky snake". I love it when you guys give me new things to say. People can be rude and some of them happen to be those "mouth watering men" you refer to. If only there was a polite one to be found... |
said this on 13 Nov 2009 12:34:34 AM CDT
Stephanie,
I'm so way on the other side of youth, that I can't even imagine having a 'boyfriend.' I've been single for so long, I didn't know there was any other way to be. My kids are grown, live on their own, and I'm happy to be alone. He's out there, waiting for you. Until then, have fun and party with the girlz! |
said this on 13 Nov 2009 12:43:54 PM CDT
Oh now, don't get me wrong. I ENJOY being single. Between Rocky and my writing career a man wouldn't stand a chance right now. It seems that other people have a "problem" with me being single at "my age". I have always been one of the those women who said I would be okay with never getting married or having children (shh...don't tell my mom. She would flip out). I just want to be happy and successful. If marriage and kids are a part of that great! If not great! If I did find a man he would probably have to hit me over the back of head with a club to catch my attention (oooh Caveman...yummy!) or he could just strip naked and slather himself with oil...
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said this on 13 Nov 2009 12:56:27 PM CDT
Quite frankly it's no ones business as to why your still single. I would probably give the fiinger like Pikkin said or tell them to get lost in a not so nice way.
And Stephanie there is not a damn thing wrong with being single. and the next person to ask you that tell them to go screw themselves, their just jealous. |
said this on 13 Nov 2009 1:23:12 PM CDT
Thank you Sherece!
I'm a true southerner so my response to everything is "Bless your heart". Now you have to hear me say it to know if I really mean "bless your heart" or if I mean you dumb#$^ |
said this on 09 Feb 2010 6:33:40 PM CDT
I say bring their question back on them ask 'why are still married?" or 'why are you still dating that girl or guy?' they may be stunned enough to shut up. I get the 'why don't you have kids yet?' all the time. My usual answer is 'because I don't want them. I feel no pressing need to have children and have them working to try to feel some kind of empty void in my life.' Now you must understand I don't feel this about all people that have kids just the ones who insist on asking me why I don't. Also I'm widely known for being a sarcastic smart ass so really what did they expect from me. LOL. I'm of the opinion of 'mind your own business'. And Stephanie I'm a southerner too, born and bred in Houston, TX but sarcasm got me before southern gentility did.
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said this on 09 Feb 2010 7:02:52 PM CDT
Ah Eugenia, I think we may share parentage. Those who know me will tell you sarcasm is my first, middle and last name. Now don't get me wrong, I can show you southern hospitality but only if you deserve it. I can also say that I am not the person I used to be back then. Comments like this just wouldn't fly now. At all!!!
Even with this being an 'adult' site I can't tell you the response a person would get if they asked me this question today on a date. However, it would quickly explain to them why I am single... |
said this on 09 Feb 2010 7:17:37 PM CDT
Then I bet it's really good, LOL. I admire a woman who knows how to use colorful language and is not afraid to do it. Sarcastics of the world, UNITE.
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said this on 09 Feb 2010 8:33:08 PM CDT
*raising a fist of solidarity* UNITE!
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