Clinton: The Fainting Goat
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 3, 2009
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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You guys hear me talking about Clinton, or baby Clinton/BC, all the time. He’s my girlfriend’s son that came to live with us after she passed away. BC is a two year old hottie in the making…and he knows it. One flash of his baby blues and you’ll give him anything he wants. But at the same time, he has a heart of pure gold and so well behaved it’s almost sickening.
Anyway, BC runs the house, it’s his comfort zone. He’s not shy around strangers but he does feel them out (he doesn’t like when women touch his face). With the guys, he’s one of them; he’s Greg and Daniel’s shadow. Greg even bought him a Mustang car seat to match his new whip.
We’re at home the other day and the doorbell rings. I go to answer it and BC tags along but stops about 15 feet back. I answer, it’s our neighbor come to talk to G. I let him in and we found BC laying face down on the floor like he’d fainted. We crack up laughing and I tried to get him up but he went limp so I left him there.
We thought that was in end of him doing the “fainting goat” but he did it again when Zora came to give him a bath. He pretended to faint and wouldn’t move. We were laughing so hard, Zora ended up dragging him to the bathroom. We asked him where he got his new little trick…he said he didn’t know.
Seriously one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Has anyone else gone through this or anything similar? Where is this coming from?
Anyway, BC runs the house, it’s his comfort zone. He’s not shy around strangers but he does feel them out (he doesn’t like when women touch his face). With the guys, he’s one of them; he’s Greg and Daniel’s shadow. Greg even bought him a Mustang car seat to match his new whip.
We’re at home the other day and the doorbell rings. I go to answer it and BC tags along but stops about 15 feet back. I answer, it’s our neighbor come to talk to G. I let him in and we found BC laying face down on the floor like he’d fainted. We crack up laughing and I tried to get him up but he went limp so I left him there.
We thought that was in end of him doing the “fainting goat” but he did it again when Zora came to give him a bath. He pretended to faint and wouldn’t move. We were laughing so hard, Zora ended up dragging him to the bathroom. We asked him where he got his new little trick…he said he didn’t know.
Seriously one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Has anyone else gone through this or anything similar? Where is this coming from?
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10 Responses to "Clinton: The Fainting Goat" 
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 10:40:42 AM CDT
I haven't, and I have three kids. You have a heart of gold to for taking care of him. He sounds like a sweetie!!
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 10:57:41 AM CDT
Thank you, Wanda. He's dad is a pilot and finds himself away most of the year but he comes to see him and calls all the time. I couldn't let Clinton be raised by a nanny or some distant aunt that's never met him.
He's one happy camper! And just wish we could figure out where this fainting goat trick came off, lol. |
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 3:57:54 PM CDT
So did I! This is a new one. It's sooo funny, he's goes completey limp. But I have to stop him before he does it in pubic. Yikes!
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 5:51:00 PM CDT
Hmm an somewhat OT question. Why are you calling it the fainting goat? Being a "pseudo" farm girl I have never seen a goat faint. Now a cowed tipped. Definitely...
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 7:16:12 PM CDT
I don't know why Mark P. started calling BC the fainting goat. Cow tipping?! Holy cow, Steph
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said this on 05 Dec 2009 7:51:46 AM CDT
LOL! Yes Tracy. Just remember cows move faster than people think so make sure the cow is sleep before you tip it then run like heck. Oh man PETA is going to put a warrant out for my arrest. Get the bail money ready Tracy.
As for b.c. you have a future actor on your hands. LOL! He is already putting on a show. He is such a hoot! |
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said this on 03 Dec 2009 11:34:31 PM CDT
Lol, yep. It's like yesterday. My brother Ned used to do the same thing. One of my girlfriend's daughter does it. It's their own way of avoiding things. My brother used to do it when it was time to eat or when he didn't want to go to school. It's normal, BC will grow out of it.
I used to leave Ned on the floor, but he embarrassed me one day at the dry cleaner. They grow out of it, give him time. Lol. Don't be surprised if you walk in the room and find BC on the floor. I could never get my finger on it, but, Ned was in his own little world. |
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said this on 04 Dec 2009 6:55:34 AM CDT
LMAO! It's good to know someone else has seen this. He's done it twice to Zora and once to the neighbor. And we've noticed he does it to avoid people. He doesn't like Zora, his nanny, very much...he runs from her. Did I tell you guys about the time he locked her outside? Funny story actually.
Where the heck do these kids come up with this stuff? |
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said this on 04 Dec 2009 9:24:51 AM CDT
LOL My nephew pretends he's asleep or sleepy when he see's or hear someone he does not like the first time was when J sister came for a surprised visit.
Since he LOVES women it surprised J not me I told him kids can always spot evil. He loves to smell on women. Tracy can u let your hubby know he has my nephew looking to "put a ring on it" James said when he went to Tiffany's with my nephew to pick up a ring for his wife this little boy told him to use his majic card (credit card) to buy his "sweetie a ring". |
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said this on 04 Dec 2009 10:24:07 AM CDT
You're nephew sounds like a trip. Greg is going to love this one, lol. Gave him a big kiss for me. It's funny how some little boys love women so early. My girlfiend's son loves to feel womens legs. Not in a pervy sort of way mind you.
Kids can spot evil but Clinton is something else. He's a ham. He's knows he's cute and can make us laugh. |