Okay, I know this TMI post is late but I promised Grip I’d answer them…a promise is a bloody promise. *So Embarrassed*



1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?
It depends on how long it’s been since I'd had sex. On average it takes about 30 minutes. What do I think about? Depends on my mood. You’ve read my work, it could be anything.


2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?
NOPE!! Half the time G-Man is sitting right there.


3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure?
Oh how embarrassing!! Grip, I’m going to kill you! *sigh* Yes, I’ve done it for Greg.


4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
Nope and I don’t think I’d like too—the spermy environment would kill my vibe. Well unless you consider corporate meetings masturbation parties…I did. I called them circle jerks. Everyone’s sitting around pulling their pudd.


5. Have you ever videoed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
Hell no! It would be just my luck the video would be stolen and leaked to the web. No, no, no!


Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.
Seriously? I try not to say fuck too often but it’s in the vocab. I’d venture to say I use it occasionally. Ever since BC returned from Norway saying “Damn” we’ve cleaned up the lingo in the house. “It’s damn cold!” shouldn’t come from a two year olds mouth. Thanks Greg!


Alright Grip, you dick! I answered them…now we’re even! Love ya!