When I was gushing over my new iPad to Tracy, she innocently replied, "I'm glad you have a new toy to keep you busy." A 'normal' person wouldn't read anything into that statement. Well, no one has ever accused me of being normal. I have a very active mind and a 'gift' which allows me to interpret the simplest statement several different ways.


              So, when Tracy used the word toy, my mind immediately flashed to my favorite type of toys -- sex toys. Let's be honest with each other, everyone isn't in a position to have toe curling, sweat dripping, slap-yourself-because-it's-so-good sex with your significant other or some hot stud you picked up in a bar to scratch your itch. Sometimes we have to take matters into our own hands and romance ourselves. There's no shame in it. Just be gentle with yourself ... I'll save that story for another blog. 


             Finding the right sex toy is like finding the right partner. You're going to run across a few duds before finding your perfect match. You shouldn't be afraid to experiment. The beautiful thing about a sex toy is it won't judge you if you decide you want to try out some anal play. And remember, if you buy enough batteries, it can go ALL NIGHT LONG. Just don't forget the lube ... 


             So, Ladies, the next time you find yourself alone and horny, don't go to bed frustrated. Play with your toys ...


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Sqweel