Tracy Tours CT
- By Tracy Ames
- Published June 7, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, young daughter and a host of pets.
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Greg still hasn’t allowed me to return to writing full time however he has discovered the benefit thereof. Since I’m adhering to the Gregonian life of leisure, I’m free to be the wife he’s painstakingly molded.
Granted, I have it very good. I’m not complaining. Okay, I am complaining but only on this topic alone: Running my butt all over CT looking for the most absurd crap known to man.
The guys in my house are spoiled. No one tells them no, especially me. They’re extremely hardworking and attentive to my needs so I don’t nag them about loading the dishwasher but forgetting to turn it on. I don’t throw a hissy fit when the grocery list plastered to the refrigerator is three pages deep. I don’t even criticize them for putting the toilet paper on the roller facing the wrong direction (so long as the offense occurs in their bathroom).
One has to choose one’s battles.
My guys are picky to a fault. They only eat and drink certain brands...they even have certain glasses. This is where the absurdity comes in. You wives and mothers may want to brace yourself for the sheer amount of BS that you’re about to read.
Daniel is the pickiest of the bunch and his habits have rubbed off on Lawrence and Greg and now BC. They will only drink grapefruit juice from the Dollar Tree. They say it’s slammin’ which I have to agree. It's good but not that good. You see, there isn’t a Dollar Tree anywhere near us. I have to drive for an hour before I hit a Dollar Tree. Then I have to pray they have it in stock before buying the entire truckload. Between three health conscious men and BC, we drink a lot of juice.
On to Big Lots! Daniel can only stomach some weird brand oatmeal from Big Lots. And now Greg, Lawrence, and BC have joined the madness. Again, Big Lots is nowhere near our house so a driving I must go. Mind you, I pass two Whole Foods, three Trade Joe’s, and countless Stop n Shops on my journey to Dollar Tree and Big Lots.
Do you know how much it sucks to look out the car window and see a plethora of markets go by in mocking fashion? I know what you’re saying, “Pass off the other brands. They’ll never know the difference.” Um, yeah, I’ve tried that. It doesn’t work. This morning I realized we were out of PG so I gave BC a cup of Lipton. He handed his mug back to me and said, “Something’s wrong. It’s nasty.” Tried it with the juice as well…they caught me. Damn it!
“Make them go shopping for themselves.” you say. Did I mention my guys are spoiled? They are. They’ve nailed the puppy dog eyes and quivering chin expression. And then they send in BC…I can’t say no to him. He’s such a well behaved kid. He never causes me any trouble, how can I say no?
Anyway, like a good wife and mother a large part of my day was spent touring CT looking for off brand grub for her family. I say “should” in all jest…I actually wanna poke Greg in the eye with my index finger for clearing my schedule so I can partake in this insanity.
The best part was when Olga called me as I'm leaving Big Lots. I told her where I was and her reaction was, "Big Lots!! Giiirrrlll!"
Thanks Olga, thanks a lot! I felt so much better about the journey. LOL!
Thanks Bryan for the picture! You're my ace. :)
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23 Responses to "Tracy Tours CT"
said this on 08 Jun 2010 10:04:46 AM CDT
I thought I was the only one that hates these damn stores, Tracy keep them away from Family Dollar, Dollar General and the 99 cent stores or these stores will be added to your hell walk.
I do not have a list per se for their stores but PICTURES since I picked up a juice with a silver/red/black label instead of silver/red. So I feel your pain, every time I see these stores I imagine them ALL in flames. LOL |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 12:10:00 PM CDT
Carol, James needs to check the truck of your car for matches, lol. Picking up the wrong item is a no-no. It has to be the exact label or they won't eat/drink it.
Greg had never seen a Dollar Tree & Big Lots until he went to WV with Daniel...now we have to stop at every one we see. We don't live any where near these stores so I have to drive my behind all over creation. Family Dollar, Dollar General haven't peaked they interest so I'm in the clear. What is it about these stores that capture the attention of guys? |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 12:46:26 PM CDT
I have no idea but when you find out the answer let me know so I can ensure it bypasses my house. These stores became the holy grail when one of my nephews brought Poppycock (caramel covered popcorn, dk choc covered cherries, cashews, dk choc covered blueberries) to the men game night that has my hubby hooked. I looked in four damn cities for this popcorn but we only find it in Family Dollar or Dollar General so I get EVERY damn bag and don't care if it is a fully stocked shelf.
Ok don't tell but there is this Pomegranate/Lemon all natural juice that is KILLER (makes the best margaritas) from these stores that I will guzzle but I can go without. Not Emile or James, I brought Minute Maid pomegranate/lemon juice and you would swear I brought a man into the house James was upset, cranky, yelling and just plain bitchy. Every time he saw me, although he would still touch me, he would roll his eyes at me the have the nerve to say "I thought you loved me and would always take care of me" man he is such a baby. But it is my fault. |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 2:03:24 PM CDT
OMG we love Poppycock! No kidding, Greg order something that looks like an oil drum of the stuff. He even mix a little with dried fruits when he's training for tris. Lady your family are becoming WASP...Poppycock and Moose Munch are stamples in their homes...game day or not!
You should've known better than to try to sneak something pass your crew. If James is anything like Greg then you have your work cut out for you. They've mastered that look of betrayal. Somehow buying exactly what they want equates to our loving them. MEN!!!! |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 3:57:44 PM CDT
Tracy since you are running for them anyway, just browse for the Poppycock I think these stores receive tester packages because I can never find these weird combination in a "real" store. There was one with clusters of different nuts covered in red or white chocolate, James would open several bags just to pick them. He tried to make me eat them by letting sit in mouth then chewing knowing I HATE cashews I told him the only nut I would suck on would be the cashew cluster or his which one because he cannot have both.
Well once he regained his breathe you cannot PAY him to offer me any sort of nut from any bag or can he just won't do it no matter the provocation. |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 6:06:32 PM CDT
LMAO! Carol, hush! You and James need to stop! I saw the cashew cluster Poppycock. We didn't like those...hell, I pick out the peanuts in the regular Poppycock! Never seen the red and white chocolate though...sounds nasty.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 5:06:03 PM CDT
Ok, I know of your husband Greg and BC, but who are the other two? It seems you have a full house, a house full of men no less. Good luck, believe it or not men do the most pouting when they don't get their way.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 5:18:27 PM CDT
LOL! Daniel is my copy editor. He lives with us because I demand it. :) Lawrence is Daniel's BF from WV. He's also a freelance copy editor. He came to visit last summer and decided to stay. We have a big family! It all works it...I don't know how or why but it does. The house is large enough so we're not on top of each other unless we seek each other out.
My guys are like brothers and pouty as hell!! |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 5:52:24 PM CDT
Girl your a saint all that driving back and forth would have me ready to pull out my hair.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 6:02:43 PM CDT
I know! I'm have some bald spots trust me. My only saving grace is the stores are in CT instead of NY. We live on the stateline so it's easier to drive into CT.
You'd think they'd read this post and feel back. Nope! |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 10:06:43 PM CDT
Heck no they probably want to you venture to the other stores to see what goodies they can add to the grocery list. I am soooo glad we have a large pantry or these people would have me in the store every day not to mention my nephew with his 5 daughters are moving into the house today.
You think BC is picky oh no little miss Carmen wants ALL her food pink including mac and cheese. (oh Lord pray for me) Between Emile rice/gravy fad, Jevon's crazy juices, James just being a big baby I am thinking about moving and just let them have the whole damn house to themselves. James won't let me watch the game, he said I was cursing too much in front of the kids (who in my opinion should be in BED) so he put me in time out. WTF |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 6:28:38 PM CDT
I can't beleive they perfer Dollar Tree and Big Lots over Trader Joe's and Stop n Shop. Men are a stange breed! lol!
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:35:57 PM CDT
They said the juice from Dollar Tree taste better than the stuff at Trader Joe's. They won't drink anything else unless Greg squeezes it himself....which only happens if he's in a really good mood.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 6:30:56 PM CDT
I feel your pain girl. I feel your pain. Each one of my MDWs have their particular tastes and will not diverge from their path. It's A-MAZ-ING!!! But I know you know.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:37:35 PM CDT
I feel you, Lady. Sometimes I wanna scream!
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:38:57 PM CDT
Lydia, you know how it is. And Olga was soooo supportive, LOL!
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:42:17 PM CDT
*smh* I'm beginning to think the Gregonian life of leisure is a conspiracy.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:50:55 PM CDT
Ya think!?!? Greg is spoiled. He has it damn good. He has a wife and a secretary living happily under his roof. Now, he takes care of the house (cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, the whole nine) but Mr. Ames is SPOILED! He's completely unfit to re-marry.
* I have to amend my statement. The guys clean when the housekeeper hasn't met their standards. I have extremely tidy guys. Talk about OCD! |
said this on 08 Jun 2010 7:58:53 PM CDT
Men! I know Jon's hesitancy over me working again is bec' he knows how good he has it and he would have to take more responsibility around the house. Hell, the man got bugged eyed last night when he realized he would have to deal with a demanding Jordan.
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said this on 08 Jun 2010 8:04:06 PM CDT
Jon knows he has it good. Why would he want it to end?
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said this on 09 Jun 2010 10:47:00 PM CDT
Olga, you're so wrong. But your reaction was classic. Man, I was tired.
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