What The Heck Is Figging?!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published June 23, 2010
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Just wanted to let the readers who submitted stories for the “Short Reads” category know that I have received your entries. Emily and I are going through them. I must say some of you write very well.
However some of it doesn’t fit the site. See the “About Us” page:
“In an effort to supply our readers with a tasteful experience, we steer clear of certain topics such as rape, drugs, minors and man-hating.”
We like hot stories that go a little deeper than “She sucked me off and then I kicked her out of my car”. That’s better suited for other sites. Not here. Yes, we’re F*ing dirty but at the end of the day we’re still writers…most of us published.
I’ll help an aspiring writer in a heartbeat but I won’t post just anything especially when it contains any of the above. There has to be some semblance of a story. Throw me a bone!
Google and I have a great relationship; I don’t suck and they don’t label me porn as they have other erotic lit sites. I don’t want to be labeled porn because I don’t write pornographic literature (dirty, not porno). Nor do I want the readers who visit the site to read the stories for the stories, not just wank, thinking that we’re moving away from the ‘story’ aspect.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with wanking it! Hell, I give you material to wank to but I won’t post anything I’m not comfortable with…ie the topics mentioned above or anything that I feel is so over the top that it doesn’t jive with us.
Everyone has read the stories here…so everyone knows how far we go. There’s pushing the envelope and then there are areas that aren’t pleasant. Not that there’s anything wrong with unpleasant—you know how I feel about personal liberties. We just don’t do unpleasant here. I can refer you to unpleasentville.
Examples of unpleasant (click word for meanings):
Scat
Figging
Blood play
Licking used anal beads
Piss play (water sports)
Bestiality
So give me a hot story—recount a hook up but it has to have substance. My reputation and my readers come first.
Note From Greg:
No rape or sex with minors...period!
For Erica. Kermit's been Figging....

However some of it doesn’t fit the site. See the “About Us” page:
“In an effort to supply our readers with a tasteful experience, we steer clear of certain topics such as rape, drugs, minors and man-hating.”
We like hot stories that go a little deeper than “She sucked me off and then I kicked her out of my car”. That’s better suited for other sites. Not here. Yes, we’re F*ing dirty but at the end of the day we’re still writers…most of us published.
I’ll help an aspiring writer in a heartbeat but I won’t post just anything especially when it contains any of the above. There has to be some semblance of a story. Throw me a bone!
Google and I have a great relationship; I don’t suck and they don’t label me porn as they have other erotic lit sites. I don’t want to be labeled porn because I don’t write pornographic literature (dirty, not porno). Nor do I want the readers who visit the site to read the stories for the stories, not just wank, thinking that we’re moving away from the ‘story’ aspect.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with wanking it! Hell, I give you material to wank to but I won’t post anything I’m not comfortable with…ie the topics mentioned above or anything that I feel is so over the top that it doesn’t jive with us.
Everyone has read the stories here…so everyone knows how far we go. There’s pushing the envelope and then there are areas that aren’t pleasant. Not that there’s anything wrong with unpleasant—you know how I feel about personal liberties. We just don’t do unpleasant here. I can refer you to unpleasentville.
Examples of unpleasant (click word for meanings):
Scat
Figging
Blood play
Licking used anal beads
Piss play (water sports)
Bestiality
So give me a hot story—recount a hook up but it has to have substance. My reputation and my readers come first.
Note From Greg:
No rape or sex with minors...period!
For Erica. Kermit's been Figging....

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19 Responses to "What The Heck Is Figging?!" 
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 8:01:32 PM CDT
*raising hand* So, what is figging?
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 8:25:58 PM CDT
Click the word "figging" and it'll tell ya! It's painful to say the least. Yikes!
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 8:52:23 PM CDT
Huh ... there's no pleasure in it, at all? *puzzled* That's just not right ...
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 9:10:45 PM CDT
I don't get it but, hey, to each he's own. Some people don't like to had the ginger inserted but they say it feels pretty darn good when rubbed on the balls or lips. Ginger scares me...It burned my mouth as a kid...I haven't liked it since so my opinion don't count.
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 9:20:57 PM CDT
Wow... i have never heard of some of this stuff, especially figging. I don't think I will ever look at ginger the same again lol. But like you said, to each he's own, cause I couldn't even imagine. Really glad you filter the stories!
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 10:01:12 PM CDT
Not a problem, Lex. I hate to do it but I have to filter. I can't scare the readers, LOL! Try not to flinch when you see ginger in the market. :)
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 10:22:15 PM CDT
OMG! I haven't even heard of most of these things. Hey to each his own. But I don't get how one would get sexaul pleasure out of any them. I mean stick ginger root up your just seems down right painful forget unpleasant! But hey if their people out there who like it knock yourself out. I'm always open to trying new things but I think I may have take a pass on that one. lol!
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 10:56:02 PM CDT
So it is call figging huh? I think my teddy bears were figging the other day. I should have known when I heard Ms. Piggy saying she would make Kermit her *B-word* (hey my mom's black and cuban there's just some words I can't say without imagining her beating me with whatever is near and available.)
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said this on 23 Jun 2010 11:06:12 PM CDT
Erica, you've lost your mind! LOL!! Keep you're mouth clean. Hey, I have a perfect Kermit picture for you.
Crystal, it' not for me. Matter of fact it down right freaks me out. I'm sleeping with the light on. |
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said this on 24 Jun 2010 11:17:35 AM CDT
In response to the UNPLEASANT FORMS.......WWWWWWHHHHHHH YYYYYY????????
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said this on 24 Jun 2010 11:22:03 AM CDT
LOL! I don't know. It's not my thing.
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said this on 24 Jun 2010 4:43:45 PM CDT
I have heard of all these things and let me say thanks for filtering. There's a difference between dirty and disgusting. *Scat* What the hell? I mean come on there's nothing wrong with a little sexual deviancy, but some things as previously mentioned just goes too far i.e. rape and pedophilia
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said this on 25 Jun 2010 7:04:25 PM CDT
Calvetta, I'm at a loss. I hate to filter but I can't post just anything.
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said this on 25 Jun 2010 11:17:51 AM CDT
Awesome pic!!! I knew Kermit was a bit "different." LOL!!!!
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said this on 25 Jun 2010 7:02:51 PM CDT
I thought you'd like that one. :D
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 9:09:15 PM CDT
For the love of mental sanity Tracy! Did you have to do this? Did you really?!?! Oh I feel sick!
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 9:16:40 PM CDT
Yes I did, lol. Some of the stories I've been receiving are a bit out there so I have to filter and put the word out.
Did you like the picture of Kermit? This is what happens when you leave me alone. :D |
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 10:23:50 PM CDT
Ewwww! You received stories with that sort of content?!?! Nasty! Just Nasty!!!!
No I do not like that photo of Kermit. You ought to be ashamed! I hear Ms. Piggy is looking for you because of it. I don't even want to know where you found it. |
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 10:43:03 PM CDT
It's not my thing but if that's what folks like then have at it....just don't look for it to be posted here.
My friend took the picture for me a while ago. Eva has a thing for Kermit. *smh* I think it's funny as hell! |
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