My Big Fat Interracial Family
- By Tracy Ames
- Published June 28, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, young daughter and a host of pets.
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Sorry I’ve been MIA. Lawrence and Portia were married today at the house so I’ve been rather busy.
The wedding was absolutely beautiful. The bride glowed. The groom cried. We ate and drink…Greg and the guys showed out on the dance floor as usual. BC even got out there and shook his little butt!
Yesterday was the original date however it was an outdoor wedding and had to be postponed due to weather. This worked out perfectly because my sister-in-law missed her flight and Portia’s father wasn’t feeling well. Today was wonderful.
Tomorrow the newlyweds are flying to Switzerland for their honeymoon. I’ve made Greg promise not to call Portia while they’re gone. For those of you who don’t know, Portia is also one of Greg’s secretaries. He doesn’t trust the others as far as he can see them.
I’m beginning to think our house is some sort of interracial vortex where White men enter and leave not only dating but marrying Black women.
Long story short: Last summer Lawrence came from WV to visit Daniel (my copy editor who lives with us), they go clubbing one night in NYC (Daniel NEVER goes clubbing, it’s beneath him), Lawrence and Portia meet, they hangout for the two weeks he’s in town, he doesn’t want to leave, I tell him to quit his editing job and move to CT, he does and starts freelance editing, he and Portia continue to date….today they got married and their baby is due in August.
Got it?
Lydia says we have a way of sucking everyone we meet into our family. I’m incline agree. Greg and I both come from large families and working for the DoD didn’t help matters. To us having a house with just me, him, and Eva would be abnormal. Hell, we returned from our honeymoon to a house full of people! If you were to walk downstairs right now you’ll see my, Greg’s, Lawrence’s, Portia’s, Daniel’s, and BC’s family. Don’t get me started on the friends!
“But Tracy, doesn’t Greg ever want the house to himself?”
Hell no! Daniel and Lawrence went to WV for the weekend and Greg was bored to death. My guys are friends, closer than friends…more like brothers. They do everything together. Besides, Greg like having the extra protection in the house…like something will go down in Greenwich. It’s freakin’ Greenwich!
Anyway, now that I’ve bored you, I’m going to bed. See ya!!
BTW, Lawrence and Portia aren’t moving out after the baby is born. The guys are already getting the nursery together. Aw, family…
Sorry I’ve been MIA. Lawrence and Portia were married today at the house so I’ve been rather busy.
The wedding was absolutely beautiful. The bride glowed. The groom cried. We ate and drink…Greg and the guys showed out on the dance floor as usual. BC even got out there and shook his little butt!
Yesterday was the original date however it was an outdoor wedding and had to be postponed due to weather. This worked out perfectly because my sister-in-law missed her flight and Portia’s father wasn’t feeling well. Today was wonderful.
Tomorrow the newlyweds are flying to Switzerland for their honeymoon. I’ve made Greg promise not to call Portia while they’re gone. For those of you who don’t know, Portia is also one of Greg’s secretaries. He doesn’t trust the others as far as he can see them.
I’m beginning to think our house is some sort of interracial vortex where White men enter and leave not only dating but marrying Black women.
Long story short: Last summer Lawrence came from WV to visit Daniel (my copy editor who lives with us), they go clubbing one night in NYC (Daniel NEVER goes clubbing, it’s beneath him), Lawrence and Portia meet, they hangout for the two weeks he’s in town, he doesn’t want to leave, I tell him to quit his editing job and move to CT, he does and starts freelance editing, he and Portia continue to date….today they got married and their baby is due in August.
Got it?
Lydia says we have a way of sucking everyone we meet into our family. I’m incline agree. Greg and I both come from large families and working for the DoD didn’t help matters. To us having a house with just me, him, and Eva would be abnormal. Hell, we returned from our honeymoon to a house full of people! If you were to walk downstairs right now you’ll see my, Greg’s, Lawrence’s, Portia’s, Daniel’s, and BC’s family. Don’t get me started on the friends!
“But Tracy, doesn’t Greg ever want the house to himself?”
Hell no! Daniel and Lawrence went to WV for the weekend and Greg was bored to death. My guys are friends, closer than friends…more like brothers. They do everything together. Besides, Greg like having the extra protection in the house…like something will go down in Greenwich. It’s freakin’ Greenwich!
Anyway, now that I’ve bored you, I’m going to bed. See ya!!
BTW, Lawrence and Portia aren’t moving out after the baby is born. The guys are already getting the nursery together. Aw, family…
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18 Responses to "My Big Fat Interracial Family"
said this on 28 Jun 2010 7:32:05 PM CDT
That was a beautiful story. I love hearing about your family. You guys should get a reality show. Lol. I come from a very big family as well, we aren’t the closest though so it’s refreshing to read about togetherness and unity even if it is somewhat abnormal. Lol
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 7:45:53 PM CDT
That's not a beautiful story...why do folks keep saying that? LOL! I hijacked Lawrence and coaxed him into moving for selfish reasons. I didn't want him to leave. :( Now, he and Portia might be a nice story were it not for the fact that the first thing he saw when they met was her booty. For a White man whose never looked twice at a Black woman he sure did scoop her up fast! We alway tease him about it. :)
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 7:50:36 PM CDT
Don't you love extended family? I just called one of my extended family members screaming the following words "need you ... Han Solo ... baby bunny or rat (more independent screaming) ... get out ... get out ..." My friend Wendi arrived in less than five minutes. I asked her if she brought her pjs bec' otherwise she'll be getting a call in the middle of the night. Ah family ... I love them so.
And yes, I'm a strong Black woman but I don't do dead baby bunnies, mice or rats. |
said this on 28 Jun 2010 8:48:10 PM CDT
Oh well since you’ve put it that way… I didn’t know the back story, for selfish reasons you say? *smh* Well, all’s well that ends well I suppose.
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 9:03:22 PM CDT
Don't let Tracy fool you, Calvetta. She's a people hoarder. That's just her cover story ...
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 10:18:03 PM CDT
LOL. A people hoarder? That's why her family's so big. You know that doesn't sound like a bad idea. My siblings have been doing a number on me. If your family gets on your nerves just create a new one. *maniacally rubbing hands together * I like, I like.
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said this on 28 Jun 2010 10:40:00 PM CDT
You might be right. I love having new people around...unless they're weird then they can kick rocks. :)
Lydia, that explains why we al get along. Every single one of us has some from of OCD. The guys clean like crazy and I have food issues (no meat on a bone). TO the outsiders, we're abnormal but inside our shell we're just fine. Yep, that's it! |
said this on 29 Jun 2010 1:39:18 PM CDT
Soooooooo your house is an interracial vortex....LOL WIshed that I lived close to you.
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said this on 30 Jun 2010 5:44:35 AM CDT
Come on over, Victoria! Everyone else seems to be popping in. :)
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said this on 29 Jun 2010 6:42:19 PM CDT
Dang, Tracy! I love your family. Um, I think I could use a "key list" of all the players! You know, a pic of Greg, followed by a small bio, eg., Husband, Father, Son, Uncle, keeper of the family keys, fantastic dancer, great rapper..; then Eva, BC, Lawrence, Daniel, Portia, Shawn, Shawn's wife (?)...you know, like EVERYBODY, LOL! Also, how big are we talking is your house? I mean, didn't you say darn near EVERYONE is living there? I'm glad you love to be around lots of family and friends. Honestly, I don't know if I could handle it. I'm a widow and my mother lives with me with very few drop ins. It's pretty quiet here and I confess to liking it for the most part. We're the only family in Las Vegas with the rest in the bay area of CA (sister and her family) and Chicago (what's left and not passed on). There are times when I need family here (like when hubby died) but they all flew in from the bay area and I had my office family. Bottom line, I love when you write about your huge family. They all seem like great people! Carry on! LOL!
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said this on 30 Jun 2010 5:43:09 AM CDT
LMAO!! Debbie, I know! I might just have to supply a key for you guys. Our house is full of people. Shawn's wife was BC's mother/my close childhood friend who killed herself so that's how BC came to live with us. Now Shawn is dating BC's nanny, Zora, who also lives with us (obvious reasons).
Greg's family is little larger than mine so he used to heavy traffic. Our families are in and out of our house all of the time because we're in spitting distance of RI, VT, and NYC...and the imternational airports. Lord it's a mess just writing about it! |
said this on 29 Jun 2010 9:21:59 PM CDT
Tracy you know I will be printing this little blog to distribute to family, it seems one of the great-nieces (married into family) thinks we are abnormal. I was raised with 22 siblings, (my mother hoarded 12 other kids 'cause her 10 wasn't enough) I speak with at least 10 members each day and for such a large family we are very close.
Anywho, one of the kids made shirts for the reunion naming it the "MULTI-MUTT 2010" reunion which sort of pissed off the crustless set so next month should be a hoot. Btw I have confirmed only 49 people will be attending when it should be 389 but hey I warned them I do NOT like emails to send me a text or twitter. |
said this on 30 Jun 2010 5:54:25 AM CDT
"MULTI-MUTT 2010"!! Carol, you kill me, lol! Yu should have shirts made up. I'd die to see it. The family reunion would never be the same. Folks are always late on confirming those things. My aunts just went through the same thing with our reunion.
22 siblings? Wow, that's alot but we take people in...that's what we do. My dad has 14 siblings & 4 of those are unrelated by blood. My mom has 15 & 7 of those were adopted including BC's Grandmother, Linda. Confused yet? Imagine how BC feels...:) |
said this on 01 Jul 2010 6:05:38 PM CDT
There are shirts in the making but in their defense they did confirm to the family email box but someone thought they would get even by putting me in charge of accommodations. Now I really did not mind but reading hundreds or in this case 3258 emails is not my thing so only the people that sent me a text or message via twitter has some where to lay their heads or flights.
My mother took in some of my father's ex-wife sister kids along with one of his relative kids when their parents forgot where they lived. I think her selfless actions bonded these other kids into our family, the younger kids in our family did not know they were not her kids since she always called us her children. Even when she passed they were included in her will, which pissed off some of the crustless set, but only what was not entailed. |
said this on 29 Jun 2010 9:51:33 PM CDT
I just love this brand of crazy! I love you all! (pssst don't tell anyone that I got sappy-you'll blow my cover-I must be hormonal)
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said this on 30 Jun 2010 5:59:27 AM CDT
Olga, we love you to girlie! It's brand of crazy that only a few can stomach. And I promise not to blow your cover....I'll leave that to Greg, lol! I'm still dying over the conversation you two had going. Every now and then I'll bring it up..."Hey, you know you hurt Olga's feelings, right?" He doesn't fall for it anymore, though. *shrugs*
He got Lydia's good the night of Eva's orientation. He was checking the site from his iPhone and saw Lydia one word comment. He turns to me and says, "Does Lydia speak her own language? She’s just making up words." This is why we don't allow you three to play together....you're too much alike. |
said this on 30 Jun 2010 6:00:25 PM CDT
I love your blog and your stories - both personal and fiction.
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said this on 02 Jul 2010 3:01:19 PM CDT
Thanks Robyn. I'm glad you've enjoyed yourself. Great to have you with us. :)
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