Alright guys. You all know I’m sick so my fuse is a little short. But I had to share this email I received a few minutes ago from an utter dumb-ass. Hell, I shook off my NyQuil fog just reply to this idiot.



Dumb-Ass:
Hello and how are you? i am strict black master here I want to own you, manage you and use your talents on a daily basis. you will live here, work with me in doing chores, Ill train you in occupational skills, take care of your physical and emotional needs. you will be my slave in all ways. Im rather kinky, BDSM is a normal thing. you will submit to my inclinations.

Obviously, it starts with communication and develop trust and commitment. Its not like jumping off a cliff tomorrow. this is the time for you to futfilled your destiny and become my humble slut and serve under my command



Tracy:
Sweetie, you obviously don’t know who I am. Let me introduce myself. I’m Tracy, a fifteen year seasoned Domina. I bow to NO ONE! Be thankful I can’t twist my foot off in your ass for using the word ‘slut’ when addressing me!

Since you had the balls to step to a total stranger with this bullshit means you won’t object to me pointing out a few flaws in your ‘request’.

First, you spelled ‘master’ with a lower case ‘m’. That alone proves that you don’t understand the fundamentals of Kink. And don’t get me started on ‘my’. Try this lame crap with a newbie. I’ve been in the game too long to fall for your thinly veiled attempt at Kink.

Second, your lounge lizard “my humble slut and serve under my command” approach is a mark of an amateur. Please! You’re talking to a Real Domina…I break Doms for fun!

Third, ‘occupational skills’? What the hell are you talking about? Before I became a successful writer, I received a full academic scholarship from one of the most prestigious universities on earth and went on to earn a degree in computer science! So even if I put down my flog, I’d still whip your ass! You can’t teach me shit!

Fourth, ‘your inclinations’…‘my physical and emotional needs’?! You really don’t understand how Kink works, do you? I would explain the problems with those statements but it would go over your head since basic Kink knowledge has eluded you.

I say this on behalf of Kinkster everywhere: Stop pretending you’re a Dom. This amateur hour bullshit you just pulled is the reason people steer away from Kink. You’re playing into that old perverse stereotype that Real Kinksters find insulting. A Real Dom would NEVER approach anyone, not even a sub, in the manner in which you approached me.

If you want to become a proper Dom, you need training. The mere audacity steeped in your email is a blatant sign that you’ve had none. Before you make another lame attempt to get your rocks off, get some training and DO NOT portray yourself to others as a Real Dominant. Enjoying kinky sex doesn’t make you a Dominant. Being a Dominant is a heavy responsibility, it’s a position of immense authority, and trust. You are no Dominant.

Good Day


Sorry, White men. I couldn't find a Black guy getting slapped. :)