Dating Advice from the Wrong Person…aka Tracy
- By Tracy Ames
- Published October 3, 2010
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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I receive waves of emails asking for dating tips. I'll say this again, I’m no expert but I know a few things that’ll ensure no one goes to jail or worse, gets pregnant.
This isn’t that blog post. This is random cheeky crap I came up with because I was bored. Completely tongue-in-cheek.
Let’s begin…
The worst first date movies for an interracial couple:
Colors
Crash
Amazing Grace
Amisted
Lakeview Terrace
On the telly:
Avoid anything from the “Roots” franchise
Match.com and eHarmony can kick rocks!! Long live specialty dating sites!
Doglover.biz for you puppy lovers
Vampersonals.com for all things fangy. Remember, BYOB…bring your own blood
Womenbehindbars.com for the guys who dread face to face meetings. No chance of that happening with your paramour on lockdown. It’s like the department of corrections sorted it all out for ya!
Crazyblinddate.com for the brave. The name itself is enough to send any sane person running for the hills.
Gorgeousgamers.com for basement dwellers. Way to give up on life.
Last but not least, 1938 Dating Guide for Single Women. Oh, we’re going waaaay back!
This isn’t that blog post. This is random cheeky crap I came up with because I was bored. Completely tongue-in-cheek.
Let’s begin…
The worst first date movies for an interracial couple:
Colors
Crash
Amazing Grace
Amisted
Lakeview Terrace
On the telly:
Avoid anything from the “Roots” franchise
Match.com and eHarmony can kick rocks!! Long live specialty dating sites!
Doglover.biz for you puppy lovers
Vampersonals.com for all things fangy. Remember, BYOB…bring your own blood
Womenbehindbars.com for the guys who dread face to face meetings. No chance of that happening with your paramour on lockdown. It’s like the department of corrections sorted it all out for ya!
Crazyblinddate.com for the brave. The name itself is enough to send any sane person running for the hills.
Gorgeousgamers.com for basement dwellers. Way to give up on life.
Last but not least, 1938 Dating Guide for Single Women. Oh, we’re going waaaay back!
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6 Responses to "Dating Advice from the Wrong Person…aka Tracy" 
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said this on 03 Oct 2010 4:43:42 PM CDT
Lol , waaay back. I love those pictures
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said this on 03 Oct 2010 5:09:20 PM CDT
Wanda, the captions killed me. Sadly, this is a REAL book.
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said this on 03 Oct 2010 6:11:45 PM CDT
Hahaha, you forgot that Plenty Of Fish, can kick rocks also! It's free and the worst one. You aren't so bad at dating advice.
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said this on 03 Oct 2010 7:30:02 PM CDT
T. this was funny but people need to realize what works for some will never work for others. Next time advice them what to do to guarantee a failed relationship then they’ll know what they should be doing
Tip 1: never go into a relationship thinking you can change that person into the man or woman you desire |
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said this on 04 Oct 2010 2:43:05 PM CDT
I'm just guessing you meant "AMISTAD" and not "AMSTED" - or was AMSTED some non-Alec Baldwin direct to video abortion? Otherwise spot on. And I so totally dated that girl up there for about 45 minutes.
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