Jade Eggs have fascinated me since I read the biography of Catharine Howard who employed them to fool King Henry the 8th into believing she was virgo intacta.

They worked like a charm!

I scoured the net and shops looking for an expert but couldn’t find anyone I was comfortable with. On my trip to China, I finally picked up a set of eggs from a local merchant and I’ve recently began using them regularly (I use two rather than one).


What Are Jade Eggs?
Jade is known in the East as the ‘Stone of Heaven’. The Chinese have revered Jade for thousands of years. They’re crafted from semi-precious stones including quartz and jade (Jade is most common in Asia while quartz is used in Europe). Jade Eggs assist with strengthening the pelvic floor and they’re an excellent aid for those who struggle with orgasms.
 

Are There Health Benefits?
Per Calm Spirit: Jade eggs are designed for women who want an alternative to a Ben Wa Ball for Kegel exercise and to improve vaginal strength and lubrication.

Per Jadeeggs.com: If fitness is important to you, think about the important role sexual muscles play in what is the most rewarding aspect of life. Originally, exercise with jade eggs was created to improve a woman’s personal health both physically and spiritually, since the exercises concentrate on the area of the body believed to contain the creation energy or Chi.

I don’t know about the spiritual side of the fence, but I agree with the other points presented.
 

Remember seeing these at your Aunt's house? They weren't decorations!!



 Can They Get Stuck or Fall Out?
Getting ‘stuck’ isn't an option; they will come out naturally. Heavy lifting, laughing, sneezing, or coughing can eject the egg. I suggest wearing hosiery, affixing the silk ribbon to your underwear with a tiny safety pin, and/or not leaving the house until you’ve grown accustom to them.

My girlfriend lost hers in the checkout line. It was SO embarrassing—her unddies caught one but the other hit the cement floor. It was dreadful!


Directions For Use:
See manufactures instructions; in the meantime click here for further reading.








I’ve since purchased from Coco De Mer and Chinese Secret without any headaches. I’m sure there are other venders as well.

Coco De Mer
SKU: DHC9234
Stone Love Vaginal Egg Set
Price: $130.00

A reviewer wrote:
What I also think is fab about the love stones is that they are quite elegant and that in it self makes me feel more sensual and adds an element of sensuality during use.

I couldn’t agree more. They’re very lady-like and aware of your own femininity. And that little “Hey, I’m down here” feeling you get every now and then is eye-twitching lovely.



A Brief History Per Chinese Secret:
The ancient and wise Chinese civilization regarded the sexual organs as the center of health. The over 2000 years old practice of using polished stone eggs to exercise the vaginal and pelvic floor muscles was the Empress’ own secret to living a youthful and long sexual life. Only the women, who were to become the Empress or concubines of the Emperor, were taught the esteemed use of precious polished stones to train and tone their vaginal muscles to reach the heights of giving and receiving orgasmic pleasure.

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Further Reading:
Odyssey Magazine


I love these pale green eggs. Maybe one day I'll buy them



 Useless Knowledge:
 If you see anyone selling white jade eggs, Do Not purchase them! White jade is ONLY used when depicting Buddha…nothing else. Not even the Chinese Emperor dared use white jade. Vendors who attempt to sell “white jade” objects outside of Asia are really selling frosted glass or stone rubbish. White Jade is still considered sacred...don't be fooled.

I picked up that little tip from the lovely Chinese merchants in Shanghai. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.