Greg's Birthday: How is this my fault?!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 18, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, children and a host of pets.
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Yesterday was Greg’s birthday and this year he didn’t want any gifts. All he wanted was dinner for two at this soul food dive he’s been dying to try.
Luckily, we arrived early because my closet has at least two feet on this place. In all honesty, besides the death rays shooting from the 65 inch flat panel mounted on the wall, the restaurant was cozy and charming—then again, it could be the death rays talking.
Whatever. Creature comforts be damned! Greg was in heaven and after awhile elbow room seemed superfluous.
Dinner and service were equally fantastic! And when our waitress told the chef that it was Greg’s birthday, she came from the kitchen with a sampling of everything on her menu. I’m not kidding—she even gave us a pecan pie to bring home.
Anyway, we returned home and Greg raced upstairs. Had I known there were angry faces awaiting me downstairs, I would’ve been on his heels. Apparently, BC went to Greg and uncorked Momma Ames and her sister’s plans for a surprise party which resulted in me effectively kidnapping Greg!
For the record: Greg doesn’t like surprises—good or bad and definitely none where he’s the center of attention. So my naivety was just the spanner he was looking for. He threw a spanner (me) in the works and got the hell out of Dodge! How is this my fault? I wasn’t involved in the scheming, plotting, and planning on either side. If I’m to be convicted of a crime, which I can’t see how, it’s aiding and abetting an escape. Now I have a house full of angry WASP, and BC has gone into witness protection.
Again, how is this my fault?!?! I’m innocent!
Nope! That's not BJ. He wouldn't hold still long enough to get a shot of him. :)
Luckily, we arrived early because my closet has at least two feet on this place. In all honesty, besides the death rays shooting from the 65 inch flat panel mounted on the wall, the restaurant was cozy and charming—then again, it could be the death rays talking.
Whatever. Creature comforts be damned! Greg was in heaven and after awhile elbow room seemed superfluous.
Dinner and service were equally fantastic! And when our waitress told the chef that it was Greg’s birthday, she came from the kitchen with a sampling of everything on her menu. I’m not kidding—she even gave us a pecan pie to bring home.
Anyway, we returned home and Greg raced upstairs. Had I known there were angry faces awaiting me downstairs, I would’ve been on his heels. Apparently, BC went to Greg and uncorked Momma Ames and her sister’s plans for a surprise party which resulted in me effectively kidnapping Greg!
For the record: Greg doesn’t like surprises—good or bad and definitely none where he’s the center of attention. So my naivety was just the spanner he was looking for. He threw a spanner (me) in the works and got the hell out of Dodge! How is this my fault? I wasn’t involved in the scheming, plotting, and planning on either side. If I’m to be convicted of a crime, which I can’t see how, it’s aiding and abetting an escape. Now I have a house full of angry WASP, and BC has gone into witness protection.
Again, how is this my fault?!?! I’m innocent!
Nope! That's not BJ. He wouldn't hold still long enough to get a shot of him. :)
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23 Responses to "Greg's Birthday: How is this my fault?!"
said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:18:39 AM CST
LOL, don't you know it's always your fault LOL.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:30:44 AM CST
So I see! I'm innocent...I was used and Greg totally got off the hook. My love for him is the only thing keeping him alive.
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said this on 19 Dec 2010 4:46:43 PM CST
Boy I bet he enjoyed that pie. LOL!
Greg: Aww baby, want some pie? Tracy: *rolls eyes* Your stories are the best. |
said this on 20 Dec 2010 4:30:40 AM CST
LMAO! Yep that's almost exactly how it went down earlier. I rolled my eyes at him and said "Don't talk to me." LOL! I'll have Greg read your post...he's going to die laughing.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 10:05:13 AM CST
You never let us down. I knew you'd have something to tell unfortunately it was at your expense. Lol! Technically it's not your fault however I have to agree with Eugenia on this one. Why would they not tell you, but tell BC. Children rarely keep their mouths shut. Poor you? It should really be poor BC. The kid probably has been getting death threats.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:23:32 PM CST
Glad my misery keeps you laughing. It not my fault and BC only tells things that affect Greg. Otherwise his mouth is shut.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 10:39:41 AM CST
You two are a mess. Smart man! :) Don't worry you will live to see another day, him on the other hand..it might be touch and go!
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:26:20 PM CST
I'll live another day but I'll be happy when Greg is blamed. lol!
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 10:41:44 AM CST
Ms. TA, I must agree with Eugenia-it will always be your fault!!! (or we at least let them think that) now you best learn to deal with that little fact. as long as Greg enjoyed his birthday all is forgiven (isn't it or payback can be a b**** lol). BJ look-a-like is so cute
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:30:59 PM CST
Our families are here so Greg's having the time of his life. Oh but Moday will fix that!
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 1:06:22 PM CST
Wow...you were really thrown under the bus! Hold your head high, it's not your fault!
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:40:05 PM CST
Nicole, BJ and I are hiding in our bedroom. LOL! I plan of keeping my head down until Greg come home and the smoke clears.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 3:46:53 PM CST
LOL......Ok I am done laughing. So dust yourself off, hug BC, and make sure that Greg makes it up to you.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:45:09 PM CST
Vicki, Greg went out shooting with my dad, and BC & Zora went into NYC for the day and Eva and Chris went to Newport. It's cool...my mom is still laughing. :)
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:28:23 PM CST
Ok, girlie! Suck it up. Your man used you for a good cause. If he hates surprises, (and EVERYBODY knows it), that's that! LOL! I think this is in the "wife blindly and unknowingly helps hubby" chapter of the marriage book. :)
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 5:20:38 PM CST
LMAO! Debbie, I missed that chapter of the wife's handbook. Everyone knows he hates surprises. I don't know why they even tried.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 4:28:30 PM CST
LOL! Didn't you get the memo? It's always your fault. Dam 59Mil was gangsta! How is he going play you like that and than leave you to face a pack angry WASPS all alone. Now poor BC is forced into hiding. Make sure he make it up to the both of you. lol
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 5:26:14 PM CST
I missed the memo and the chapter in the wife's handbook. Greg threw me under the bus and walked away. BC's in hiding but living large in NYC. He called a bit ago while then were waiting in line at Gump's.
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said this on 18 Dec 2010 6:34:13 PM CST
LOL Yeah he could have given you a heads up. He owes you big time for throwing you under the bus like that. Momma Ames and crew shouldn't be mad with you or BC. They should be mad at themselves for (1) Trying to throw Greg a surprise party with out letting you in on it (2) Even attempting to throw him a surprise party if the know he hates them. Glad BC is enjoying himself. The dog in the pic is so cute.
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said this on 19 Dec 2010 5:43:46 AM CST
THANK YOU! Grr! How is this my fault? They knew better. Jesus could've been on the guests list and Greg still wouldn't have come. He hates surprises...they literally piss him off.
The puppy is so cute! I wish BJ would sit still...I need more shots of him. He's finally growing. |
said this on 19 Dec 2010 1:37:23 PM CST
What'd you guys eat at the soul food joint???? Yes, that's what I get out of the story lol. Soul Food! yum!!!!!
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said this on 20 Dec 2010 4:28:02 AM CST
Hey Mark! I ordered chicken fried steak and Greg has chicken (what else) but the chef brought out a bost load of food for us to sample. I couldn't eat anything!
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said this on 20 Dec 2010 4:16:51 PM CST
Hello Trace! Chicken Fried steak! mmmmmmmmmmm! So the chef took ya'll for a ride huh? I like when they do that at Anthony's Runway 84! I'd kill for some good soul food. Heading to Ayluhbaymuuuuuh tomorrow for Christmas. Time for a week's worth of good ol' Mom food!
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