Which Do You Prefer?
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 22, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, children and a host of pets.
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Okay, I know you guys are tired of answering questions but your answers are being shared and put to good use.
I write erotic fiction but typing certain words below makes me squeamish. Some are just too crass for my gentle, puritanical nature. I’m not kidding; I can’t use certain words. I washed down four Advil with a glass of red wine before starting this post!
Thanks in advance and thank you for your Mr. Darcy input. Keep it coming, we’re listening to you!
Which do you prefer?
A. Cock
B. Dick
C. Penis
Which do you prefer?
A. Cum
B. Come
C. Nut
D. Sperm
E. Jism
F. Spunk
Which do you prefer?
A. Pussy
B. Cunt
C. The Love Below
D. Canal of Sin
E. Vagina
F. Other flowery euphemisms
Which do you prefer?
A. Breasts
B. Tits
C. Titties
D. Chest Pillows
E. Fun bags
Which do you prefer?
A. Hard on
B. Erection
C. Stiffy
D. Crackin’ a Fatty
Thank goodness it’s over. I declare tomorrow a day of prayer and fasting!
I write erotic fiction but typing certain words below makes me squeamish. Some are just too crass for my gentle, puritanical nature. I’m not kidding; I can’t use certain words. I washed down four Advil with a glass of red wine before starting this post!
Thanks in advance and thank you for your Mr. Darcy input. Keep it coming, we’re listening to you!
Which do you prefer?
A. Cock
B. Dick
C. Penis
Which do you prefer?
A. Cum
B. Come
C. Nut
D. Sperm
E. Jism
F. Spunk
Which do you prefer?
A. Pussy
B. Cunt
C. The Love Below
D. Canal of Sin
E. Vagina
F. Other flowery euphemisms
Which do you prefer?
A. Breasts
B. Tits
C. Titties
D. Chest Pillows
E. Fun bags
Which do you prefer?
A. Hard on
B. Erection
C. Stiffy
D. Crackin’ a Fatty
Thank goodness it’s over. I declare tomorrow a day of prayer and fasting!
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18 Responses to "Which Do You Prefer?"
said this on 22 Dec 2010 9:13:29 AM CST
LOL. I used to be the same way but then remembered that I write erotica and had to get over it quickly. A,A,A,A,B (though I may have to use D :-) )
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 3:36:02 PM CST
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy (LMAO) thanks for the laugh- A cock can only get a hard-on and cum in a pussy or between the breasts or chest pillows.
(Crackin’ a Fatty-it's been years since I've heard that one) |
said this on 22 Dec 2010 3:42:56 PM CST
I think I top you on the puritanical nature. See my answers:C,D,E,A,B.
Catholic School...what can I say! |
said this on 22 Dec 2010 4:46:18 PM CST
LMAO Does Greg know you wrote those words? I bet he doesn't. A,A,A,A,B
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 4:57:20 PM CST
There there Tracy. I'm with Judy I haven't heard crackin' a fatty in years. Thanks fancy. B,A,A,B,B.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 5:28:41 PM CST
A/B,A,A,A, A/B. Lanquage is really strange. A lot of Black people use the work cock when referring to pussy. I don't like the word cunt. It reminds me of Redneck men disrespecting women.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 6:26:33 PM CST
Just the right amount of crass without ODing...A, A, A, A, B.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 6:37:32 PM CST
Tracy, I'm going all A's except the last one is B! Just close your eyes and keep writing, LOL! All in the name of research!
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 11:00:37 PM CST
A,A,A,B,B Women who call their vaginas cunts scare me. It's not sexy, it' a turn off. Sorry if that offends anyone.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 11:44:01 PM CST
A. Cock A. Cum A. Pussy C. Titties A. Hard on
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