Which Do You Prefer?
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 22, 2010
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Okay, I know you guys are tired of answering questions but your answers are being shared and put to good use.
I write erotic fiction but typing certain words below makes me squeamish. Some are just too crass for my gentle, puritanical nature. I’m not kidding; I can’t use certain words. I washed down four Advil with a glass of red wine before starting this post!
Thanks in advance and thank you for your Mr. Darcy input. Keep it coming, we’re listening to you!
Which do you prefer?
A. Cock
B. Dick
C. Penis
Which do you prefer?
A. Cum
B. Come
C. Nut
D. Sperm
E. Jism
F. Spunk
Which do you prefer?
A. Pussy
B. Cunt
C. The Love Below
D. Canal of Sin
E. Vagina
F. Other flowery euphemisms
Which do you prefer?
A. Breasts
B. Tits
C. Titties
D. Chest Pillows
E. Fun bags
Which do you prefer?
A. Hard on
B. Erection
C. Stiffy
D. Crackin’ a Fatty
Thank goodness it’s over. I declare tomorrow a day of prayer and fasting!
I write erotic fiction but typing certain words below makes me squeamish. Some are just too crass for my gentle, puritanical nature. I’m not kidding; I can’t use certain words. I washed down four Advil with a glass of red wine before starting this post!
Thanks in advance and thank you for your Mr. Darcy input. Keep it coming, we’re listening to you!
Which do you prefer?
A. Cock
B. Dick
C. Penis
Which do you prefer?
A. Cum
B. Come
C. Nut
D. Sperm
E. Jism
F. Spunk
Which do you prefer?
A. Pussy
B. Cunt
C. The Love Below
D. Canal of Sin
E. Vagina
F. Other flowery euphemisms
Which do you prefer?
A. Breasts
B. Tits
C. Titties
D. Chest Pillows
E. Fun bags
Which do you prefer?
A. Hard on
B. Erection
C. Stiffy
D. Crackin’ a Fatty
Thank goodness it’s over. I declare tomorrow a day of prayer and fasting!
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21 Responses to "Which Do You Prefer?" 
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 9:13:29 AM CDT
LOL. I used to be the same way but then remembered that I write erotica and had to get over it quickly. A,A,A,A,B (though I may have to use D :-) )
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 3:36:02 PM CDT
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy (LMAO) thanks for the laugh- A cock can only get a hard-on and cum in a pussy or between the breasts or chest pillows.
(Crackin’ a Fatty-it's been years since I've heard that one) |
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 3:42:56 PM CDT
I think I top you on the puritanical nature. See my answers:C,D,E,A,B.
Catholic School...what can I say! |
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 4:46:18 PM CDT
LMAO Does Greg know you wrote those words? I bet he doesn't. A,A,A,A,B
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 4:57:20 PM CDT
There there Tracy. I'm with Judy I haven't heard crackin' a fatty in years. Thanks fancy. B,A,A,B,B.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 5:28:41 PM CDT
A/B,A,A,A, A/B. Lanquage is really strange. A lot of Black people use the work cock when referring to pussy. I don't like the word cunt. It reminds me of Redneck men disrespecting women.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 6:26:33 PM CDT
Just the right amount of crass without ODing...A, A, A, A, B.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 6:37:32 PM CDT
Tracy, I'm going all A's except the last one is B! Just close your eyes and keep writing, LOL! All in the name of research!
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 11:00:37 PM CDT
A,A,A,B,B Women who call their vaginas cunts scare me. It's not sexy, it' a turn off. Sorry if that offends anyone.
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said this on 22 Dec 2010 11:44:01 PM CDT
A. Cock A. Cum A. Pussy C. Titties A. Hard on
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said this on 26 Dec 2010 5:22:54 PM CDT
Lol, this post is funny.
Cock Come Pussy Breasts Erection Penis, Sperm, Vagina all seem too clinical. Cum too porny, Dick too course...all the rest seem too juvenile, with the sole exception of spunk which makes me giggle. The Spunkification of Emily Rose... Someone should write that story. Okay, I'll stop. I'm retarded. Sorry. |
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said this on 26 Dec 2010 9:06:52 PM CDT
"... my gentle, puritanical nature... "
LMAO!!! Are we talkin about you! Now I'm ROTFLMFAO!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa aaa!!!! Luv you and your writing ~ |
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said this on 28 Dec 2010 4:53:46 AM CDT
lol, I feel like I need to take a shower, pray or meditate.....here my answers:
Which do you prefer? A. Cum B. Come C. Nut D. Sperm E. Jism F. Spunk Hodan: am I a lesbian if I say all of these sound yucky? anyway, I think either A or E Which do you prefer? A. Pussy B. Cunt C. The Love Below D. Canal of Sin E. Vagina F. Other flowery euphemisms Hodan: lol, are C and D serious?....and what the heck is F? A or B I guess. Which do you prefer? A. Breasts B. Tits C. Titties D. Chest Pillows E. Fun bags Hodan: lmfooo, D and E are a riot. Which do you prefer? A. Hard on B. Erection C. Stiffy D. Crackin’ a Fatty Hodan: lool, if I ever read D in a novel, I will be returning it or donating it to a lowly dying bookstore and will never take the author seriously or worth reading. I guess the others are alright depending on what century or context you are using it for. |