2011 Ramblings and Hellfire Info
- By Tracy Ames
- Published January 2, 2011
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, children and a host of pets.
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After posting “Moonlighting”, the tongue-in-cheek piece I wrote using keywords from my Goggle file, a few pals and I took the madness to another level; we wrote a few ‘mini flashes’…aka stories with 150 words or less.
This was a textbook case of how keeping it real can go horribly horribly wrong! The stories ranged from roaring funny to un-postable.
“Tracy, how can they be that bad? You guys are writers.”
A tale can go from sugar to shit in a matter of seconds even in the most capable of hands. Some of us can’t pen flash fiction much less mini flash. And considering my girlfriend’s last book was 725 pages, mini flash is her mortal enemy! Not to mention the keywords were utter rubbish.
So, I decided to open the floor to you. The Nut Bunch will throw out some terms and you create a mini flash story and post it in the comment section. Your terms are below, you must use them all.
Ready?....GO!
Terms:
Raise my skirt
shower head
thrust my white man meat
dipping with excrement
Fuck me, Daddy
Eff. Mmm, eff
jiminy cricket
free my colossal raging monster erection
handcuffed to mommy’s sink
Also, I will be posting two Hellfire Club tales this week as well as the next installment of TCNN. It may not seem like it but I'm slowing down for 2011. :) That being said, I want to thank you all for making Hellfire a success. We love your comments so keep them coming. Believe it or not, we really listen.
Greg sent me this one. I love him for it....
After posting “Moonlighting”, the tongue-in-cheek piece I wrote using keywords from my Goggle file, a few pals and I took the madness to another level; we wrote a few ‘mini flashes’…aka stories with 150 words or less.
This was a textbook case of how keeping it real can go horribly horribly wrong! The stories ranged from roaring funny to un-postable.
“Tracy, how can they be that bad? You guys are writers.”
A tale can go from sugar to shit in a matter of seconds even in the most capable of hands. Some of us can’t pen flash fiction much less mini flash. And considering my girlfriend’s last book was 725 pages, mini flash is her mortal enemy! Not to mention the keywords were utter rubbish.
So, I decided to open the floor to you. The Nut Bunch will throw out some terms and you create a mini flash story and post it in the comment section. Your terms are below, you must use them all.
Ready?....GO!
Terms:
Raise my skirt
shower head
thrust my white man meat
dipping with excrement
Fuck me, Daddy
Eff. Mmm, eff
jiminy cricket
free my colossal raging monster erection
handcuffed to mommy’s sink
Also, I will be posting two Hellfire Club tales this week as well as the next installment of TCNN. It may not seem like it but I'm slowing down for 2011. :) That being said, I want to thank you all for making Hellfire a success. We love your comments so keep them coming. Believe it or not, we really listen.
Greg sent me this one. I love him for it....
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14 Responses to "2011 Ramblings and Hellfire Info" 
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 8:22:37 PM CST
I except you challenge. I came in at 126 words. :
“Free my colossal raging monster erection,” Eff commanded. With trembling fingers, I unbuttoned the fly of his jeans and pulled out his cock. He pulled me to my feet by my hair, spun me around and handcuffed my right wrist of mommy’s sink. With my left hand, I raised my skirt and looked over my shoulder at him. “Fuck me, Daddy.” “I’m gonna thrust my white man meat into your ass, Misty.” And he did just that. “Eff. Mmm, eff,” I cried. After he came, he pulled out his cock, dripping with excrement and picked up his tools. He freed me. The leaky shower head was fixed and mom was none the wiser that I used the money she asked me to pay him on shoes. |
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 8:42:36 PM CST
LMFAO!! Holy crap, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read!! I literally have tears running down my face! LOL! You nailed it....I'll pen one after BC goes to bed. You're reduced poor Greg to mush!
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said this on 03 Jan 2011 12:15:32 AM CST
lmfooo, don't know whether I should laugh like a maniac or get disgusted while embarrassingly turned on.
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 9:59:21 PM CST
Holy crap! It would take me days to pen something! Good job R.W.!
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 10:34:09 PM CST
Alright, here we go. Word count: 104
“Fuck me, Daddy!” I raise my skirt and grip the shower head—it’s the only thing not dipping with excrement. “Don’t worry…” he handcuffs me to his mommy’s sink. “I’m gonna thrust my white man meat deep inside of you, gal.” Pump pump. “Eff, mmm, eff,” he shouts. His flaccid cock droops sadly. “Jiminy Crickets!” I spit. “Is that it? You were Johnny Big-balls in the car. ‘Free my colossal raging monster erection’ you said proudly. Bullshit!! Let me out of these damn handcuffs!” “Wait, I can explain.” He frees me. “Un-fucking-believa ble!” I yell as I leave his dung heap. “No more charity screwing.” |
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 10:50:21 PM CST
OMG! that was too funny... "His flaccid cock droops sadly." LOL!
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said this on 02 Jan 2011 10:57:29 PM CST
Tracy I'll try if no one laughs at me.
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said this on 03 Jan 2011 7:52:44 AM CST
Kimberlyn, we'd be laughing WITH you not at you ;-)
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said this on 03 Jan 2011 9:29:34 PM CST
I am definitely not a writer, but I found this challenge to be fun so here goes:o).
As I was handcuffed to my momm'ys sink next to tub, I yelled free my colossal raging monster erection. I want to feel my monster pounding in your sweet, tight hole! The girl I was yelling at screamed for me to thrust my white man meat into her hole that was dipping with excrement. She said raise my skirt fuck me, daddy. She sits on the edge of the tub and I begin pounding into her. She is screaming and moaning and then all of a sudden I hear her yell eff, mmm,eff JIMINY CRICKET..... the shower head just bust a leak. |
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said this on 04 Jan 2011 7:20:05 AM CST
I love it, Tina! Well done, take a bow. I love a bit of cheek in stories. I hope you'll return for next weeks challenge. Who knows, you might have found your niche.
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said this on 04 Jan 2011 7:11:32 PM CST
LOL!! Thanks Tracy! That means a lot coming from you. I wish I could be creative enough to write, but I think I will stick with letting you and all the other great authors on this site do your thing, but I will definitely enjoy participating in the challenges if you are going to continue with them. I do love a good challenge every now then and I had fun coming up with that story.
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said this on 04 Jan 2011 7:14:16 AM CST
This was fun. Please don’t laugh at me. My word count is 114
The bathroom was cold and damp. The shower head daddy promised to fix dipped up above. “Bend over.” He handcuffed me to mommy’s sink and raised my skirt. Nervously I eyed his fat crotch, it spoke to me, “Free my colossal raging monster erection so I can thrust my white man meat in your ass.” it said. He shoved inside. “Eff. Mmm, eff!” he ground. “Take my raging erection. Take it!” “Fuck me, Daddy!” I yelled. There was a knock on the door. “It’s mommy.” I told him. “Eff. Mmm, eff!” he came then pulled out. “Jiminy cricket!” Mommy opened the door and saw me dipping with excrement. “Wait til your father gets home!” |
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said this on 04 Jan 2011 7:24:11 AM CST
Very good, Kimberlyn! What were you afraid of? Please come back for next week's challenge. You did very well....
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