The One Where Tracy Uses ‘Dick’!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published January 12, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Eekk! I used ‘dick’ in a story! Just once but I can’t stop looking at the word. It’s looking at me, begging to be replaced by ‘cock’. I promised that I’d spread my wings and wouldn’t delete it.
*Looks at ‘dick'*
Oooh this is brutal! From my peripheral, I can see 'dick’ eyeing me crying, “Please Tracy, delete me”.
No ‘dick’, I won’t delete you!
Now I need an adjective to describe ‘dick’:
Zealous dick: Sounds pious. 'Dick' is agnostic at best
Eager dick: Sounds hard up. No pun intended
Obedient dick: I can dig it
Greasy dick: Sounds like a consequence of misuse
Nutritious dick: Can 'dick' be nutritious?
Awe inspiring dick: Riiigghtt!
Cuddly dick: Sounds like a pedophile
Abrasive dick: Hell no! 'Dick' is a lover not a fighter
Chunky dick: Sounds like a bad porn name
Hissing dick: The result of too much bom chicka wah wah!
Malicious dick: Check please!
No matter how badly ‘dick’ wants to be ‘cock’, I’m not changing it so the TCNN fans are in for a rare treat: Tracy uses ‘dick’! Okay, that sounds like a low budget porn movie. Not attractive!
Back to work.
TOTAL F*ING DICK!!!
*Looks at ‘dick'*
Oooh this is brutal! From my peripheral, I can see 'dick’ eyeing me crying, “Please Tracy, delete me”.
No ‘dick’, I won’t delete you!
Now I need an adjective to describe ‘dick’:
Zealous dick: Sounds pious. 'Dick' is agnostic at best
Eager dick: Sounds hard up. No pun intended
Obedient dick: I can dig it
Greasy dick: Sounds like a consequence of misuse
Nutritious dick: Can 'dick' be nutritious?
Awe inspiring dick: Riiigghtt!
Cuddly dick: Sounds like a pedophile
Abrasive dick: Hell no! 'Dick' is a lover not a fighter
Chunky dick: Sounds like a bad porn name
Hissing dick: The result of too much bom chicka wah wah!
Malicious dick: Check please!
No matter how badly ‘dick’ wants to be ‘cock’, I’m not changing it so the TCNN fans are in for a rare treat: Tracy uses ‘dick’! Okay, that sounds like a low budget porn movie. Not attractive!
Back to work.
TOTAL F*ING DICK!!!
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8 Responses to "The One Where Tracy Uses ‘Dick’!" 
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 12:06:49 AM CDT
Tracy I tell you this so often but I have to say it again. I love your humor. What makes it funnier is you're dead serious. You're going to lose sleep.
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 12:40:28 AM CDT
Girl you have the perfect adjective right in front of you: Cheney- asinine, arrogant, deplorable ect, so I'm sorry for whomever dick is being showed because it will be a cheney dick
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 2:02:57 AM CDT
LOL! I love it Judy! That is so hilarious! I may just have to use that one day! All I have to do is "woman-up" like Tracy and say it.
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 2:18:00 AM CDT
I'm so telling mom and dad! I never thought you'd say it much less use it.
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 4:07:39 AM CDT
TA, the came on the site looking for your banana bread recipe-which you haven’t posted. ;-(
As a result of me being stuck at home, the mind wonders away ;-). The water Weasel: a man’s penis, cock, dick, peewee (or whatever you want to call IT) is a reflection of the man himself. A “man” with a peewee- has the physical age of an adult but possess the mental and emotional capacity of a boy, in other words a boy playing a man in the big game. He basically “pisses” in every hole he penetrates A man with a cock-is self-assured he is confident in his skill at not only in pleasing his partner but also himself Now a dick wearer thinks he is the master in the bedroom but in reality his partner has been faking it for some time but the dick is too busy or just doesn’t care to realize this, his only concern is his pleasure And a penis…. well it’s just that a penis ;-) So men celebrate your cocks and let those dick wearers look on with envy. OK I’m off to figure out what to do with these bananas (which involves cooking or baking) |
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 6:24:25 AM CDT
Got to love Judy. Nutcase! LOL! You erotic authors and your battle with using the d word. *smh* Oh yeah and "Tracy uses Dick" does sound like a porn movie. It should be right next to "Debbie does Dallas".
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 12:17:44 PM CDT
I'm laughing because I can relate. I don't like using the word "dick", either, but sometimes the mood just calls for it. ("hissing dick"? smh. lol). does it really need an adjective? sometime there really are no words to describe one...
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said this on 13 Jan 2011 2:46:44 PM CDT
I can't even use *dick* when I'm talking to Matt about his, LOL it always make me feel like I'm talking to a 2 year old. Okay don't be surprised sometimes I'm a little coy but not much.
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