New Google Search Term Challenge!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published February 8, 2011
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Good evening folks!
Here are your weekly Google search terms. If you haven't played along or need inspiration, check out the last round!
Rules of the game:
150 word max and you most use all of the words. Please feel free to add any necessary morphemes (prefix, suffixes, and plurals).
This Week's Google Search terms:
Queef
Candy Land
Awkward stain (wth!?)
Emotional tampon
Purple leaking knob
Ponderous wiener
Reasonable hooker (seriously folks?)
Face full of felch (aka baby juice)
Drunkeness wank
Now, how did this gratuitous picture of Muli get here?
Here are your weekly Google search terms. If you haven't played along or need inspiration, check out the last round!
Rules of the game:
150 word max and you most use all of the words. Please feel free to add any necessary morphemes (prefix, suffixes, and plurals).
This Week's Google Search terms:
Queef
Candy Land
Awkward stain (wth!?)
Emotional tampon
Purple leaking knob
Ponderous wiener
Reasonable hooker (seriously folks?)
Face full of felch (aka baby juice)
Drunkeness wank
Now, how did this gratuitous picture of Muli get here?
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24 Responses to "New Google Search Term Challenge!" 
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said this on 08 Feb 2011 7:00:32 PM CDT
Why You Should Never Take Advice From Absurdist Poets.
"The problem is you keep on holding it all in when it needs to come out. It's like this emotional tampon that you have in all month round. Normally, these frustrations are supposed to queef out a bit at a time, but you hold it all in until that emotional tampon is engorged into this purple leaking knob that finally explodes and leaves everybody around you with this awkwardness stain. "Life is more like a game of shoots and ladders than candyland. Don't think you can just take all this in like a reasonable hooker when you're only going to wind up doing a drunkeness wank and winding up with a dissappointed face full of felch." |
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said this on 09 Feb 2011 3:06:20 AM CDT
lol-this is VERY different from the other wingedBeast- intriguing.
TA look what you're doing to these innocent people *smh* shame on you!!! |
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said this on 09 Feb 2011 8:53:46 AM CDT
WingedBeast: (lack of punctuation) WB, this is very different from the other challenge writers, you are the first to take the challenge down this path
Better ;) |
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said this on 09 Feb 2011 8:03:14 AM CDT
OMG! I bloody love it! Well done. This is why we should take advice from poets.
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said this on 09 Feb 2011 7:42:54 AM CDT
This is an awesome take on the challenge!
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 11:59:59 AM CDT
A cautionary tale
Word Count: 128 Old is the tale of a young girl leaving the comforts of home for the bright lights of Candyland only to find herself the emotional tampon for a syphilitic douche bag. Narrowly avoiding infection, she meets a self avowed intellectual who promises her the good life. Sadly, her scholar turns out to be little more than a ponderous wiener with a purple leaking knob....which, ironically enough, queefs. The Harlot’s Progress: Another drunken wank. Another awkward stain on her dress. Another face full of felch. Even the most reasonable of hookers knows when to throw in the towel and return home….preferably after using the towel to wipe her face. No father wants to see his daughter looking like a glazed donut. That’s wrong on so many different levels. |
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 7:50:41 PM CDT
TA, you have given me a craving for and aversion to glazed donuts, now.
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 2:48:42 PM CDT
LOL very good TA
WingedBeast see what YOU'VE started? lol |
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 4:01:15 PM CDT
Tracy I can’t post this week. You and WingedBeast have me beat. The emotional tampon sounds like my ex.
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 9:30:02 PM CDT
Joe H., come on-you can do it!!!! WB and TA stories are good but your can be just as great ;)lol
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said this on 11 Feb 2011 8:27:20 PM CDT
Aw come on , Joe! Don't stand down now.
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 10:06:28 PM CDT
These are definitely different from the other challenges. I love them, not sure if I can do the challenge in a poem form. Hmm! I will have to give it a try, but it might take awhile.
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said this on 11 Feb 2011 8:30:01 PM CDT
See y'all!? Tina is still going to try. :) Lady, it can be whatever form you want. It's all good fun.
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 10:17:42 PM CDT
Ok.... I thought I would give this a go. Word count: 150
An Evening In “Gurllllll! Have you heard that new band, Emotional Tampon? They’re playing down at Candy Land tonight.” I shake my head as my mentally challenged roommate finished touching-up her best reasonable hooker outfit for her evening out. If she only knew what she had interrupted when she blew into the condo like Hurricane Jane! I pray to all that’s holy that she overlooks the awkward stain on the bathroom ceiling. Who knew that my latest supplicant’s purple leaking knob would erupt with such force when I smacked his ass with my favorite flogger? Better on the ceiling than have JoJo find me with a face full of felch. I hope that JoJo finds someplace else to stay on this night of her wasted youth while she’s out on her drunkenness wank. I plan to do so serious queefing on the ponderous wiener of the man currently hiding in the hall closet. |
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said this on 11 Feb 2011 5:33:25 AM CDT
Deborah you painted a very ;) visual picture lol {damn JoJo}
Keep them coming (no pun intended or maybe) |
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said this on 11 Feb 2011 8:26:12 PM CDT
Nice work, Deborah! The "awkward stain on the bathroom ceiling" killed me. You do realize you're one of the crazies, right? Welcome to the family!
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said this on 11 Feb 2011 9:05:46 PM CDT
Thanks, so much Lady! I'm in good company, and I can't think of too many other places I'd rather be ;-)
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said this on 10 Feb 2011 11:27:44 PM CDT
Well damn, these are good. :) I'm not even going to try and do it! :)
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said this on 13 Feb 2011 7:24:51 AM CDT
Candy Land, the place where all queefs go to unload their emotional tampon.
A place where a reasonable hooker can find a purple leaking knob that will leave an awkward stain when the drunkeness wank with the ponderous weiner shoots her face full of felch. Ahh!!!!! The wonders of Candy Land and its many mysterious. This did not make any sense at all, but at least I tried:o). |
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said this on 14 Feb 2011 12:00:13 PM CDT
Tina, what if I told you this made a lot of sense to me-would that make me crazy lol. You did good
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said this on 14 Feb 2011 5:51:52 PM CDT
I'm with Judy. It seems perfectly clear to me, but TA did say I was one of the crazies ;-p. Great job, Tina!
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said this on 14 Feb 2011 6:52:48 PM CDT
"A place where a reasonable hooker can find a purple leaking knob that will leave an awkward stain'
LMAO! Nice work Tina! You gave a good laugh which I badly needed. All of my folks are nutty! |
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said this on 17 Feb 2011 10:44:14 PM CDT
LOL! Thanks ladies! and Judy no it does not make you crazy, Deborah, Judy was right on the mark with your story. It painted a great visual picture and Tracy I am glad I could help out:o).
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