The Results Are In!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published June 11, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Recently my lit group issued a survey on favorable and unfavorable sexual positions in real life and literature.
I didn’t ask my readers to participate in this survey because, well, I pepper you with enough questions. However, I wanted to share with you the results.
The reading pleasure of our fans is the motivation behind our surveys; kinda like tapping into our readers thoughts, doing away with the outdated Harlequin BS, and writing for the modern age.
Yes, there are formulas all writers follow, but recent marketing results, for both erotic and mainstream, showed a huge gap between readers and the printed word. Wow! Erotica and mainstream being lumped together in the same shit pie? Someone call the lit police!
To put it plainly, readers are sick of the same old storylines and dull, meaningless sex. Turns out erotica has gotten boring. The readers want better storylines, exciting, well planned sex, and less bitchy women.
Now, I’m not an ‘I told you so’ sort of person but I told you so. Bitchy does not equate to strong. Any twat can be a bitch but strength is a whole new ballgame (think Sydney).
Moving on to the results. Feel free to voice your opinions. Cheers!
Top Two Oral Female:
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Top Two Oral Male:
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Top Male and Female
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Least Favorite Male and Female:
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That's all for now! Feel free to comment. :)
I didn’t ask my readers to participate in this survey because, well, I pepper you with enough questions. However, I wanted to share with you the results.
The reading pleasure of our fans is the motivation behind our surveys; kinda like tapping into our readers thoughts, doing away with the outdated Harlequin BS, and writing for the modern age.
Yes, there are formulas all writers follow, but recent marketing results, for both erotic and mainstream, showed a huge gap between readers and the printed word. Wow! Erotica and mainstream being lumped together in the same shit pie? Someone call the lit police!
To put it plainly, readers are sick of the same old storylines and dull, meaningless sex. Turns out erotica has gotten boring. The readers want better storylines, exciting, well planned sex, and less bitchy women.
Now, I’m not an ‘I told you so’ sort of person but I told you so. Bitchy does not equate to strong. Any twat can be a bitch but strength is a whole new ballgame (think Sydney).
Moving on to the results. Feel free to voice your opinions. Cheers!
Top Two Oral Female:
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Top Two Oral Male:
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Top Male and Female
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Least Favorite Male and Female:
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
That's all for now! Feel free to comment. :)
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8 Responses to "The Results Are In!"
said this on 11 Jun 2011 6:18:11 PM CDT
Um what are the top two oral male? *ahem* I think my soul has died! The simulators are just too much! :P
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said this on 11 Jun 2011 8:43:08 PM CDT
Brute looks like it's painful and unpleasant for everybody, even the cameraman.
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said this on 12 Jun 2011 10:36:44 AM CDT
Lol, enjoyed the animation. I'll vouch for Deep Stick, Rear Entry, and Fuck Face (which I was surprised to find easier for me and fun for him, the first time I tried it). North Face... meh, I don't need a thigh workout when it's my turn, unless he's getting smothered. Fire Hydrant looks interesting. But Brute and Kneeling 69 look like emergency room visits waiting to happen.
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said this on 12 Jun 2011 11:31:49 AM CDT
I going to have to agree with and the people in the survey. The brute position doesn't look like it would very pleasurable for either party. The kneeling 69 seems like way to much hassle. They definitley be on list of as least favorite.
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said this on 13 Jun 2011 11:38:17 PM CDT
The Brute looks horrible! Who does that?!?! Now, the others I totally up for. But what really shocked me was the fact that people didn't go for the more exotic positions even though they said they were tired on the same old thing.
To me these positions are fairly vanilla. Don't you think? |
said this on 14 Jun 2011 11:31:44 AM CDT
I guess it's less in terms of "vanilla" and more in terms of "simple". After all, things are going that way and, despite your love of excitement, now's not the time to see how many yoga classes you are away from pulling off a double-helix-reverse-sow- cow-ginger-frankle-with-a -twist-of-lime.
It's much better to let the sex be exciting because you're excited about the person than about explaining things to the nurse at the front desk. |
said this on 15 Jun 2011 10:52:12 AM CDT
I agree with WB. While in theory some of the more exotic postions sound great. But nobodies trying to end up in the hospital doing them. Plus sometimes it's the simple postions the get the job done! It's all about the quckest and most enjoyable way to get get each other off. Especially if you have kids or a hetic lifestyle and have to fit in the sexy time when ever you can find it.
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said this on 15 Jun 2011 2:29:44 PM CDT
LMFAO!! I love you, WB! Bang on! Plus if the guy is well-endowed, you run the risk of spending the night in the emergency room explaining why your spleen is in your armpit. No thanks!
Crystal, I agree. New positions are cool from time to time but good 'ol missionary will do the trick. :) |