I haven't done a TMI is quite awhile so here goes. Newbies can search the site for past TMI post.



1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting?
Sexy, I suppose. Necessary, depending on your outfit.

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?
Never!!! Foreplay builds anticipation. It should start from the second your eyes pop open in the morning until the first “Take me, you brute!” or something equally cliché.

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good if you are giving? Equally ewww?
What?! News Flash: Oral sex is MANDATORY! Sharing is caring. Has this ever been in question?




4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?
One is okay. Four or five would be better. But I’ll settle for one. *pouts*

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work."
I’m NOT a morning person! I greet Mr. Sunrise with venom. However, a little nookie is welcomed...sometimes. It's a roll of the dice, really.



6a. Setting: Lights on or off?
Lights off is fine if we can’t be bothered to flip the switch. But I prefer lights on. I want to see everything.

6b. Setting: Roses on the bed?
Oh goodness no! If there’s the slightest hint of cheesiness (flowers tossed about, champagne glasses bubbling by the bedside, candlelight flickering off the mirrored ceiling, satin sheets, soft music, a goddamn smoke machine) I’ll laugh…hard and continuously. Ask my ex.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name?
Nope! I understand why anonymous sex is hot; it’s new, exciting, taboo, and, if done properly, downright naughty. It's not for me. I guess I'm a bit of a prude.


That's all for now!