Medical Science Is Gonna Pump You Up!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 11, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Apparently, I live under a rock? I wasn’t aware penis inflation had reached such heights (no pun intended). I imagine this guy at the moment of truth stopping to pump himself up (again, no pun intended).
After the initial shock wanes, we’re left with the what, why, and how’s. A medical condition or victims of penile amputation are the obvious answers, right?
I have seen cosmetic penis implants where the purpose was to elongate the member by (cover your ears fellas) removing the head, stitching on artificial material fashioned to the correct dimension and color, and again affixing the head.
Think John Bobbit with an inferiority complex.
The aforementioned has always resulted in an oddly shaped, Franken-wiener, but this one looks quite natural. Go medical science!! Now if they can apply such thought to curing AIDS and cancer, we’ll be all good!
I would've post the actual video but, let's face it, underneath the sass I'm still a prude when it comes to images of...you know...thingys on the blogroll. Weiners stay behind The Hellfire wall. Here's the video link. :)
After the initial shock wanes, we’re left with the what, why, and how’s. A medical condition or victims of penile amputation are the obvious answers, right?
I have seen cosmetic penis implants where the purpose was to elongate the member by (cover your ears fellas) removing the head, stitching on artificial material fashioned to the correct dimension and color, and again affixing the head.
Think John Bobbit with an inferiority complex.
The aforementioned has always resulted in an oddly shaped, Franken-wiener, but this one looks quite natural. Go medical science!! Now if they can apply such thought to curing AIDS and cancer, we’ll be all good!
I would've post the actual video but, let's face it, underneath the sass I'm still a prude when it comes to images of...you know...thingys on the blogroll. Weiners stay behind The Hellfire wall. Here's the video link. :)
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10 Responses to "Medical Science Is Gonna Pump You Up!"
said this on 11 Dec 2011 11:03:44 AM CDT
Wow it does look quite natural. I agree only they could apply as much attention and thought into finding a cure diseases like aids and cancer.
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said this on 11 Dec 2011 5:40:41 PM CDT
I know! Why didn't they focus on the important ills first? Millions of men won't die every year if their wieners don't lift off. What about AIDS and cancer?
Someone was diddling their wieners in med school!! |
said this on 11 Dec 2011 6:01:03 PM CDT
There's more money in giving men bigger dicks than there is in saving lives. If you're the guy who cures cancer (I know, a little like "curing virus") you get a few accolades, a few people buy you drinks, it might get you, personally, laid once or twice.
The Free Market Economy is useful for many, many things. But, it's not that great for setting appropriate priorities. More companies are just willing to put in the money for hairkeepening, dickhardening, and dick biggening. Face it, you don't get at least 3 SPAM emails a day about the new ultra-effective way to cure cancer. |
said this on 11 Dec 2011 8:14:31 PM CDT
You know how medical science works. It's ruled by men so first priority is to focus on making sure they are all able to get their rocks off. Then they'll concern themselves with focusing on curing minor problems cancer and aids. lol
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said this on 11 Dec 2011 1:13:17 PM CDT
I'd like to apologize to all women on behalf of my gender. What is that!?!?
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said this on 11 Dec 2011 5:33:52 PM CDT
LOL! You didn't just apologize, did you? You're too funny.
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said this on 11 Dec 2011 5:32:37 PM CDT
Missy, that's the way my mind works. :)
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said this on 11 Dec 2011 5:23:56 PM CDT
Item of note that I learned from a Spike show called "Fifteen Minutes of Fame"
John Bobbit starred two porn movies. In one, when he became erect, the entire crew applauded. In the second, after he had the surgury discussed here, actually called frankenweiner. |
said this on 11 Dec 2011 5:31:22 PM CDT
Frankenwiener would be a GREAT name for a porno.
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