Apparently, I live under a rock? I wasn’t aware penis inflation had reached such heights (no pun intended). I imagine this guy at the moment of truth stopping to pump himself up (again, no pun intended).

After the initial shock wanes, we’re left with the what, why, and how’s. A medical condition or victims of penile amputation are the obvious answers, right?
 


I have seen cosmetic penis implants where the purpose was to elongate the member by (cover your ears fellas) removing the head, stitching on artificial material fashioned to the correct dimension and color, and again affixing the head.

Think John Bobbit with an inferiority complex.

The aforementioned has always resulted in an oddly shaped, Franken-wiener, but this one looks quite natural. Go medical science!! Now if they can apply such thought to curing AIDS and cancer, we’ll be all good!

I would've post the actual video but, let's face it, underneath the sass I'm still a prude when it comes to images of...you know...thingys on the blogroll. Weiners stay behind The Hellfire wall. Here's the video link. :)