"Am I Well Hung?" No, No You’re Not!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published November 9, 2009
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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The age-old question has been answered. The average man's penis isn't as large as most of us had hoped. Well at least not in my book (Greg’s hung like a damn show pony).
According to an article I was reading, the average penis size consists of two components, length and circumference. Although most studies in this area vary slightly in the findings, the average erect penis length is 5.5 to 6.5 inches, and the average circumference is 4.5 to 5 inches.
5.5 inches!?!? That’s horrible! And 6.5 inches is even worse…don’t throw in an extra inch for good measure. It’s just insulting! By the end of the article I was pretty fired up. Greg came and read over my shoulder. He laughed “Cute babe. We don’t have a problem there! I got ya covered.”
Now see, that comment only pissed me off even more because I know, somewhere, my fellow sisters are suffering!!!
Does size matter?
I can’t answer that question for every woman however for me it does. “Is it the size of the ship, or the motion of the ocean?” If I’m going to be honest I’d say both are correct. It has to be a combo! One without the other doesn’t work! Am I crazy?
You know, men have these size issues with women’s bodies that we are expected to deal with. Suck it up guys. I’m putting it out there: the next time you want to criticize your woman about those ten extra pounds, I suggest you look between your legs and take stock of what’s swinging. If it’s not at least 9 inches or better, you need to shut your effing mouth!
No one wants to look at your soggy side-ways penis anyway!! And I don’t want to get any comments from men calling me a Size Queen because I already know I am.
According to an article I was reading, the average penis size consists of two components, length and circumference. Although most studies in this area vary slightly in the findings, the average erect penis length is 5.5 to 6.5 inches, and the average circumference is 4.5 to 5 inches.
5.5 inches!?!? That’s horrible! And 6.5 inches is even worse…don’t throw in an extra inch for good measure. It’s just insulting! By the end of the article I was pretty fired up. Greg came and read over my shoulder. He laughed “Cute babe. We don’t have a problem there! I got ya covered.”
Now see, that comment only pissed me off even more because I know, somewhere, my fellow sisters are suffering!!!
Does size matter?
I can’t answer that question for every woman however for me it does. “Is it the size of the ship, or the motion of the ocean?” If I’m going to be honest I’d say both are correct. It has to be a combo! One without the other doesn’t work! Am I crazy?
You know, men have these size issues with women’s bodies that we are expected to deal with. Suck it up guys. I’m putting it out there: the next time you want to criticize your woman about those ten extra pounds, I suggest you look between your legs and take stock of what’s swinging. If it’s not at least 9 inches or better, you need to shut your effing mouth!
No one wants to look at your soggy side-ways penis anyway!! And I don’t want to get any comments from men calling me a Size Queen because I already know I am.
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52 Responses to ""Am I Well Hung?" No, No You’re Not!" 
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 5:26:14 AM CST
Guilty!. I'm a proud size queen too. Like you said, Tracy: "SUCK IT UP!". My experience has taught me though, that circumference is where a good penis's at!. But 9inches is a bit much, I'm thinking. What is Greg, an horse or a redhead(cause they generally come PACKING)?. Are you in a perpetual state of bow-leggedness?.
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 6:03:57 AM CST
"perpetual state of bow-leggedness" LOLOL!
Lady, you're my girl, LOL! 9 is that big...well at least not to me. The circumference is a deal breaker. No, Greg's not redhead...he's just hung...:) I'm a very lucky gal, plus I like him which helps. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 9:32:10 PM CST
Hey cccH,
Know any spare redheads? I'm willing to put your theory to the test... |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 5:42:38 AM CST
It don't really matter because if a baby pass out by this way, then we're not there just to play with this function...
But imagine us or the next new generation in the further time, IRE could be a reference for some of these readers : why : because some come from artificial way or with genetic soon. So well then sex could become really maybe just a spare-time for nearly average half of us... Lol Tracy, do You research some material for the inspiration tank of some soon stories from source...wink An example, in Hong Kong some but not all of the high money class people are married, but the wife don't want to be deform by the birth : so they choose a second continental wife only for the birth function. So maybe soon a post about the woman sex size too, maybe for the men readers |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 6:10:33 AM CST
Oh yes, I research alot! Especially when it involves Kink or erotic writing. I'm a fact hound to boot.
I'm glad you brought up the Chinese wives. Yes, I read that some will pay other women (mostly women from the country side) to have their babies. I guess it's a win win deal. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 6:01:12 AM CST
I wish to correct one sentence if You choose to approve my post : "but "IF" the wife don't want to be deform by the birth" Of course only IF the wife make this choice, that's not a generality of course!
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:26:33 AM CST
I am a very proud size queen.
I need the size and the motion of the ocean. One does not exist with out the other for me. So Tracy you are not crazy. We want what we want and thats it. Some women can deal with less than 9 we just need more. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 2:22:26 PM CST
9 inches is really just a starting point...an example. Thanks to Hollywood and plastic surgery, we women are held to unachievable body standards. I say why not set some standards of our own and watch the men scramble to meet them.
Yeah yeah yeah, a few will pass the test but for the most part they'll have to shut their mouths. Funny, but at that point those 10 little extra pounds won't mean as much. |
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said this on 30 Nov 2012 7:14:31 PM CST
There's a difference between a woman gaining 10 extra lbs and a man not having 10 inches. A woman can control her weight. Over weight women choose to be over weight. Penis size is genetic. If every man wanted a super model or video chick there would be a whole lot of single women out there.
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said this on 01 Jun 2010 4:14:22 AM CST
Hi, This is a little out of place for me to be commenting on a site like this (But who am I kidding, I didnt just happen upon this thred) I just want to reassure all of you women out there that REAL MEN don't EVER for a moment in their half-lives (Half-Lives= What men lead until they find love) project some Bullshit stereotype upon women in general. I for one am just a man, Im not superman if you know what I mean, but goddamn it if I don't look for a Woman in all of her natural glory that is focused on something more important than genetics (Unless, of course, your whole life is spent seeking lustful relationships then your better off keeping your heart in your feet and leaving it there). I think you are laboring off the assumption that the men seen on TV and out at Bars know what the fuck they want. This is rambling now but I want to know "Is it possible for a 'size queen' to fall in love with a man even if he had a normal penis, dare say even a small?". I mean when do humans grow out of Lust and into love? For me, I have had a number of different women "all shapes and sizes and I didn't ever gauge one better than the next based off breasts or weight. I prefer a full figure myself. I suppose I do have a fondness for the female buttocks but a butt is just that and any that isnt as hairy as mine is beautiful. Again with the rambling but this is the Mutta Fukin internet and its here for this sort of impossible and highly inappropriate conversation. Also, Can a size queen measure a penis size without a ruler? Just by looking at it? And I dont know weather you live in America or not but since when has "10 extra pounds" been an issue? Shit man, one of the fattest countries on the planet and we still all get down. ALSO AND MOST IMPORTANT. Considering the amount of men walking around with 9+ inch penises, You think its such a good idea to sleep with them? They sure as shit know they are packing and sleep around allot. I mean, if anyone were bound to have HIV or other STDs its them. Ok I think I am out of useless shit to say, you can go ahead and call me a small-y Paul-y now and laugh at my "Lack of manhood" BTW I am only 7 and a quarter inches long and 77 inches around.
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said this on 01 Jun 2010 10:46:06 AM CST
Matthew, I love ya man! Thanks for commenting...you can ramble on with us any day. And yes, you bring up very good points while giving me a giggle or two (ok, three).
Penis size can't 'really' measure how a guy can perform but it's pretty. lol. The 10 extra pounds bit comes from female on female as well as male on female pressure. For some reason females actually care what other females think about them. *shrugs*. I love the fact that you 'see' women and enjoy them in all shapes and sizes. I only wish more men were more like yourself. BTW, I'd never call you a small-y Paul-y. :) |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:35:52 AM CST
Hell yes size matters, we were discussing this issue a couple of weeks ago with some friends whenever I hear "It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean" my response is always "Said the person with the LD".
Size does matter, at least to me, fortunately my husband is not a member of the "itty bitty dick committee" as he too is very well hung and yes it does this body good. For those that cannot take more than 8 inches or 9 plus I guess that size is important for them because it would cause discomfort or pain, but not all have this problem. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 2:38:55 PM CST
LOL! Bingo! You do look at the guy who makes those nautical precursors with shaking head. It’s sort of like his warning you of an impending disaster in his pants. I say take the warning and shuffle along ladies…shuffle along.
But then again it is up to the woman. A virtual Florence Nightingale to the LDs.....sad is a funny sort of way. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 8:19:28 PM CST
When we were discussing LD's one of my BFF, who has known me for 41 years, is still trying to figure out how the hell anything more than 6 in does not split me in half. When we were 16 her mother gave us the best advice ever, "If you are slow dancing with a boy or man you should ALWAYS be poked, if not leave him where you found him"
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said this on 26 Apr 2012 1:19:36 PM CST
it has been my experience that women, I've only been with white women fyi, find me at seven inches and a little over 5 inches girth to be pretty tight. One woman said that it was the largest she had ever seen but she was only 19 at the time. Another gal was too tight that after foreplay and getting her wet she'd still winch in slight pain at first. She said that she had seen one larger, but only seen it(yeah right , still don't know if i believe it) but she claimed that it's size just made her think it would be too painful and it scared her off.
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said this on 27 Apr 2012 2:38:08 AM CST
It really boils down to the person.
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 11:53:36 AM CST
I don't know if 9 inches is up my alley. To quote one of my favorite songs:
"Being with you, is like sucking someone off when they're on Viagra--it's a chore." *snickers* I think a good 7 and a half inches to (maybe) 8 fits me well. On a side note: it seems in fiction every man is packing. He's always 'thick and long', is that truly what the readers want? Can't a man be 'reasonably' endowed and just as sensual and satisfying? Does it even need to be described? I guess that's left up to the individual. All-in-all I agree that in relation to sex, size and the proper use of it, is a combination of pleasure. You can't have one without the other. A 4 inch pinky, no matter how agile probably won't do the job. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 2:12:27 PM CST
You get it! This is what we've been chatting about in our Nut Bunch circle: Leaving it up to the readers. This has been a sticking point for years...on one hand we expected to create the whole picture and on the other we're asked to leave that bit out.
Me, I say mix it up for the readers. And you're right, 4 inches is just enough to piss me off. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 3:33:06 PM CST
@ Billhotama. To answer your question: After birth with the right exercises (kegels), our vaginas are good as new. Even tighter. Trust!
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 8:08:21 PM CST
cccH my hubby asked to send this response to you...Oh heeelllllllll yeah and loving every minute of it....eom
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 2:06:53 AM CST
lol : I follow the idea, although I can not be the tester of all...
Seriously, I give this exemple because of the source from between the ears of too much ideas, practical or cultural or curious too. The size need for each woman have many reasons, but the rest of the man good or less is with the same package... But a woman have always the choice, so! |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 4:46:32 PM CST
I'm actively repressing the memory of my experience with a LD. But, I will borrow the famous line from the movie "Apocalypse Now" to describe it. "The horror ... the horror ... ."
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 6:02:34 PM CST
i say any guy who have a prob with a woman's size, offer them a penis pump and a pair of silicone as a bonus...
and agreed ccch....two big headed kids later and still squeezing the shit out of my hubby dick... |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:45:15 PM CST
OMG, my readers are nuts! Greg and I have been reading through your comments tonight...holy cow yours took the cake. Greg yelled "Penis pump!?"
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 8:14:40 PM CST
LOL! Oh man! After the last blog this is just what I needed. And Bless Greg's poor heart. Tracy always seems to put him in the spotlight even though he is a behind the scenes kinda guy.
All I can say is that any woman that has been with a man that is a part of the itty bitty committee will never say size doesn't matter again or at least not with a straight face... |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 8:32:49 PM CST
LOL you can always tell women with men in the committee, "His heart is just so big". So is Barney but I don't want to put my tongue down his throat either.
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:42:24 PM CST
Carol, you're mess! Greg is dying laughing.
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:39:55 PM CST
LOLOL! I know Steph! The cheating blog got the readers fired up. But all is well. Thank goodness G is around this week, he sorted everything out.
You know what, you're right! Greg is a behind the scenes type but somehow he always finds his way to the spotlight. Poor fella. I'll have to make him some cookies. |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:20:03 PM CST
THANK YOU TRACY!!!!
Wooo Hooo does size matter??? Hell yeah!!! And 9 inches is not too much in my book... Its just the starting point and Ms. Tracy the more girth there is the better... I like em and gotta have em thick... That may be TMI but ummm Yep... I guess now everyone knows how I have to have it and how I get it... LOL!!!! |
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said this on 09 Nov 2009 10:49:54 PM CST
There's my girl! I think TMI on this site in a no-brainer. The girth & length go hand and hand. I don't want some dude shaped like a can of tuna stabbing at me...yuck!
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 12:46:56 AM CST
i notice none of the men have commented on this. i like a good 7 inches too but i've been with less and the exercise was satisfying but still.......that fullness can't be uhhhmmmm replaced. i just want to go on record that less can be 85% satisfying.....guys any comments.
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 4:24:48 AM CST
I love when you spread your thighs for me; open up and let me devour your juices.
LOL! The guys are killing my server! It's blowing up like the 4th of July! You all have the option to comment to me directly or on the site. Most of the men choose to comment to me directly because seriously gals...you can be brutal *wink*. The guys willing to comment like Mark F. Bill, Antonio, Dave, American Mark and Stephen are few and far between. Damn, Grip won't even reply to the comments readers leave on his work and he is one of the founding members! Without him IRE.net wouldn't be here! He's been reduced to playing the back field. You gals are scary to these men! |
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 7:36:49 PM CST
Oh come on now guys! Tell us what you think. We women don't bite. Now, suck and nibble well...
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 4:06:23 AM CST
@ RochelleElaine: Quite telling isn't it?!. Men generally can't handle when we're not kissing their holy length and girth with untruths, as if we would love them less if they're small. The thing I love about younger men is that they're ways more open to such a dialogue and it won't faze them to pursue you knowing your thoughts on penis size. Thanks Tracy and everyone else for setting the record straight, although I still say 9inches is OUCH time!
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 4:39:22 AM CST
Bollocks! 9 inches is for punters, lol. I do like the phases "Ouch time"
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 4:09:46 AM CST
Hey Stephanie!. Just saw your comment/question?. Come visit me across the big pond and I'll introduce you to a few.........
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 7:35:07 PM CST
cccH I just might take you up on that offer. I always knew I would end up with a European man. Especially since "American Mark" has been neglecting me lately...
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 2:56:02 AM CST
HELL NO!! I'm throwing a flag on the play! The two of you in Europe together?! Heck no...that's trouble. I'm not getting you two out of jail.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 4:08:52 PM CST
Don't hate Tracy! Besides how can you bail us out when you would be sitting right there in jail with us?
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 4:17:47 PM CST
Damn, you're right. It's all tits-up from there, isn't it? Well, Olga will have to come through for us all.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 8:24:29 PM CST
I have a feeling the party wouldn't be complete without Olga joining us. So do you think G will mind getting us out?
I can see his WASPish disapproving look now... LOL! |
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 6:13:35 PM CST
My ears are burning, did someone mention my name?
Cock size.... well, each to their own really. Society makes too big a deal of it, just like women's weight. I just get so bored of hearing about it. I must have penis envy. |
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 6:18:45 PM CST
Hay Mark! I knew you'd be on here sooner or later...;-) Penis evy? You?!?! PLEASE!!!
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 6:33:41 PM CST
Well Mark so does my nephew, Tracy's sweetie, who asked my hubby why he has a big ole strawberry (pink) "joy stick" why his "joy stick" not like his
P.S. Tell Greg nephew is taking putting a ring on it seriously, he keeps looking through my rings asking J if his "sweetie" will like this or that. |
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 2:50:57 AM CST
LMAO! You tell to come on with it. He kills me. I'm getting chased by young men! Look out Greg.
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 6:28:18 PM CST
The only person I am envious is your horse cock of a husband. You've never mentioned he had a big cock in ANY of your posts before, Tracy. None of us had any idea. Why didn't you say? Xx
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 6:57:35 PM CST
I didn't? I'm sure I did. Well he does but then again I write about him in my stories so I assumed everyone knew. Sorry Greg's cock, I'll point you out better in future post...:)
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 7:06:27 PM CST
Tracy, I was being sarcastic (it's a thing English people do) because you are always talking about his cock!!! So much so, I really think we deserve some proof... Come on, break out the horse cock pictures....
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said this on 10 Nov 2009 7:26:12 PM CST
LMAO! God I love you Mark! So much for my dry ass brit humor. I was kidding. Yeah, I can see Greg flashing his junk for the world to see...:)
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 7:23:23 PM CST
You still haven't answered the initial question, Tracy. Are you well hung?
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said this on 26 Apr 2012 1:13:29 PM CST
this was kinda of insulting and i will continue to be critical and discerning when it comes to a women's weight. They are welcome to do the same for me. Weight and being over weight is about how healthy you are and not what you where born with. Don't criticize me for my 7 inch schlolng and i won't criticize you for being a member of the itty bitty titty committee!hahaha As long as you're in healthy shape then someone will find you attractive. Just don't try carrying around 170 lbs of fat on a 5'6" frame and say it's okay because your boyfriend that does his best to stay fit and active only has a 5 inch dick!
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said this on 27 Apr 2012 3:01:51 AM CST
Just because you can take criticism isn't to say you should expect others to do the same nor does it justify you dishing it out. You made my point, really: judging a book by its cover. Initially, you don't know why someone is fat. It could be a medical issue, genetic, or laziness. If they were born that way...i.e. genetic, would you then apologize to them and kick yourself? Probably not. And that's not a slight against you...studies confirm most people wouldn't.
I was shopping with my mom when I was about 6 or 7. I saw a Lady who weighed at least 300lbs. I called her fat...my mom instantly put me in my place and called me rude. I was rude! My mom said, "What if that lady had just lost 200lbs? She still has a long way to go but we should be proud of her not calling her names." She was right! I was a little shit! She didn't make me apologize to the Lady since she didn't hear me and she feared it might upset the Lady. At first glance, we don't know a person's situation. Who are we to judge? |