I'm soooo happy! Every book is out the door and I can breathe again.


Awww...


Greg and I were tossing around the idea of taking a short vacation in Switzerland or England before the in-store release kicked off but there's no time. Besides I need to find a junior assistant. Emily, my current assistant is knackered!


No kidding, she broke down in tears earlier when she though she'd deleted one of your addresses from an order. Luckily she hadn't, it wasn't her fault and the matter was sorted with no blood loss. She's stressed!


I used to think people who had more than one assistant were simply putting on airs (Greg) but it's tough. We returned from the post office and Emily literally fell asleep in the middle of the living room floor. She might still be there, I'm upstairs now. :-)


To make matters worse, I'm only working part-time until I'm 100% better. In the meantime my sisters and mother -in-law have been running the camp. Even my sister Pam has taken time away from being a total twat to help out. I love my family! Seriously, Pam is the pit bull of my siblings....she's the mean one with NO filter.


But I love her if for nothing other than driving all over town looking for my special Vera Wang stationary. I'm a Vera Wang whore—I have a girl-crush on Vera Wang. There, I said it! So if you open your cards and smell something pretty either it’s her stationary or was stored in the same cubby. Yes, I have a stationary cubby. Organization is an addiction.


Well, I gotta run. Eva has a concert at her school tonight. May the force be with me.