*UPDATE* New Google Search Term Challenge
- By Tracy Ames
- Published January 8, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Hiya!
Your new search terms from my Google file are ready for your diabolic use.
You know the rules: 150 word max and you most use all of the words. Please feel free to add any necessary morphemes (prefix, suffixes, and plurals).
We had a blast last week. I hope others will join in. For those who sent me direct emails, join in the thread…it’s all good fun. Besides, we're all family now. :)
Terms:
Heaving bosoms
Deep within her loins
Manly Western man
Ooohhh aaaahhh
Fuck the monkey
Purple veined cock
Sweet love hole
Water weasel
Hungry like the Woolf, I slurped on his man-meet (yes ‘wolf’ & ‘meat’ were misspelled)
*UPDATE*
I can't remember who asked for the link to "The Real Sherlock Holmes" doc but here it is. Enjoy!
Your new search terms from my Google file are ready for your diabolic use.
You know the rules: 150 word max and you most use all of the words. Please feel free to add any necessary morphemes (prefix, suffixes, and plurals).
We had a blast last week. I hope others will join in. For those who sent me direct emails, join in the thread…it’s all good fun. Besides, we're all family now. :)
Terms:
Heaving bosoms
Deep within her loins
Manly Western man
Ooohhh aaaahhh
Fuck the monkey
Purple veined cock
Sweet love hole
Water weasel
Hungry like the Woolf, I slurped on his man-meet (yes ‘wolf’ & ‘meat’ were misspelled)
*UPDATE*
I can't remember who asked for the link to "The Real Sherlock Holmes" doc but here it is. Enjoy!
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21 Responses to "*UPDATE* New Google Search Term Challenge" 
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said this on 08 Jan 2011 9:52:02 PM CDT
You guys make this look easier than what it is. I tried. *shrugs*
Tricia decided to goad Rich. “Hungry like the wolf, I slurped on his man-meat.” Tricia said as Rich grabbed her from behind. “He tasted good?” Rich whispered. She could hear the barely held restraint in his voice. Deep within her loins she was on fire. “Absolutely divine.” She moaned as her lover rubbed his cock against her ass. Tricia shoved up her mini dress. He thrust his purple veined cock into her sweet love hole. “Yesss!” “He was a manly western man wasn’t he?” She nodded and he began powering into her in earnest. “This is so wrong.” She said. Rich followed her eyes across the room and spotted Mr. Jonesy. “Fuck the monkey” He growled grabbing her heaving bosoms. “Ooohh aaaahhh! They came simultaneously. “I choose location next time. We traumatized my nana’s pet.” Tricia said. “Where are you going?” “Bathroom. Gotta release the water weasel.” |
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said this on 08 Jan 2011 10:05:36 PM CDT
“Bathroom. Gotta release the water weasel.”...LMAO!! Bravo! You even made Greg laugh. Well done! I'll give it a swing later.
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said this on 08 Jan 2011 10:30:40 PM CDT
Thanks! This was fun! Yeah I put sea monster and water weasel in the same category. Lol!
Can I just tell you my logic? I put Cal instead of Calvetta because I told my mom to check out your site. As if she wouldn't guess who I was. Then I thought about it, she's seen some of my drawings which are definitely out there. My mom's open minded so why am I worried?! Whatever, hi mom! :D |
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 6:59:59 AM CDT
Well, well, well look who graduated from kink 101Lil Ms Cal!?!?! Told you TA would make a ______ out of you by year end lol
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:49:54 AM CDT
Judy according to Nalo I should just give in because you're always right, but umm I don't know I still say you're certifiable. LMAO!
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:24:06 PM CDT
My evil plan is working. *grins wickedly* An army of Kinksters by year end is looking pretty good.
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 12:13:27 PM CDT
Every time I look at Diego I think what a manly western man he is. I can't be around him without thinking how great his purple veined cock would feel buried deep in my sweet love hole; as he is sucking on my heaving bosoms.
I mean what woman wouldn't want him deep within her loins. Diego is a 6'3," 265lb walking wet dream with jet black hair and the most unusual shade of green eyes I have ever seen. I cannot stop thinking about the time we went to this club called the Water weasel. We were sitting at the bar drinking a Fuck the Monkey when Diego leans over and whispers in my ear that he dreamt, I was Hungry like the Woolf, I slurped on his man-meet until he squirted his hot cum deep down my throat as I screamed ooohhh aaaahhh!!!! What's a girl to do? |
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:01:52 PM CDT
I don't know about this week. Y'all are good!
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:13:12 PM CDT
Go Tina! You nailed it! Very good job. Drinking a fuck the monkey. I love the creativity.
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 4:16:32 PM CDT
All done! Word Count: 150
Barthalamule Leadbetter was a manly Western man I met in a local watering hole days before I returned to the East coast. I eyed him from across the room. Excusing himself politely, he swaggered over. One drink lead to another as he talked about his new invention: The Water Weasel. Who cared about that silly gadget when my desire for him boiled deep within my loins! “I have a room upstairs,” Bart whispered in my ear. “I know a game we can play. It’s called Fuck the Monkey.” His touched my inner thigh. “It’s been a while since anyone fucked your monkey?” “Yes.” In the blink of an eye, we were upstairs and I, hungry like the woolf, I slurped on his man-meet. “Ooohhh aaaahhh” he came on my heaving bosoms then shoved his purple veined cock in my sweet love hole. “Fuck the monkey!!!” I cried. “Fuck the monkey!!!!” |
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 6:31:19 PM CDT
Oh wow, Tina and Tracy, you guys are good! :)
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 8:54:44 PM CDT
Trace, I'm taking a stab. Sorry Dave.
The Heaving Bosoms Strip Club didn’t sound like a place a manly Western man like myself would find entertaining but Dave and I set out for a night of drinkin’ and thinkin’. We ordered a couple of lap dances but the music was the only thing throbbing. Laying my pipe in this syphilitic skank or playing “hide the water weasel” was the furthest thing from my mind. “Ooohhh aaaahhh” the stripper jiggled at me. “You want my sweet love hole?” I almost threw up. The only thing that should be deep within her loins is a douche. She took my hand. “Here you can pet the monkey for $10.” I yanked my hand away. “Man, fuck the monkey!” Hungry like the woolf, she tried to slurp on my man-meet. “Stooppp!” I screamed like a girl and ran for the door holding my purple veined cock. Dave’s still missing. |
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:17:24 PM CDT
“Hide the water weasel”? LMFAO! Oh my gooodness, my chest is hurting. Dave is going to kill you!
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said this on 09 Jan 2011 9:30:09 PM CDT
Classic Joe! Now I have this image of this poor man running like mad holding his "purple veined cock" LMBO
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said this on 10 Jan 2011 11:25:20 AM CDT
LOL! All of these were hilarious. Very funny and creative I may have to try and give it a shot the next time.
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said this on 10 Jan 2011 3:34:58 PM CDT
Joe pay back is a bitch. 139 Tracy
Unable to suppress his animalist longings, Joe sought help. “You dream about fucking the monkey?” says the doctor. “Yes. Me, a manly Western man.” Joe says close to tears. “I wake up in a cold sweat yelling, “I mustn’t fuck the monkey! I roll on top of my girlfriend, and suck her heaving bosoms while I plow my purple veined cock deep within her loins.” “What did your girlfriend say?” “I told her about my fantasy then she ripped my pants off and, hungry like the woolf, she slurped on my man-meet.” “Yeah.” “Yeah. I can’t stop thinking about the monkey. I see her fingering her sweet love hole waiting for me to jack my water weasel on her hairy face.” “Ooohhh aaaahhh!” Joe turns to find the doctor with cum dripping down his hand. “That’s some sick shit!!” |
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said this on 10 Jan 2011 4:27:35 PM CDT
I hope I'm not late (blame Aiden). I came in at 102:
Morgan was a manly western man. Tall, dark hair. Weathered skin from spending time outdoors. The first time Shayla spied the cowboy, she hoped to have his cock deep within her loins. She got the change weeks later when she confessed that she fantasized of him often. As she rode his purple veined cock, she cried “oooh ahhh”. He gripped her heaving bosoms as she straddled his hips. “Fuck the monkey,” he cried as he came. When his water weasel was emptied, she went upstair to her room, opened her journal and wrote, “hungry like the woolf, I slurped on his man-meet…” |
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said this on 10 Jan 2011 7:18:47 PM CDT
Thanks Tracy and Keisha, Joe yours was very very funny LOL!!!
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said this on 10 Jan 2011 9:35:23 PM CDT
Joe I think Dave just sucker punch you, I don’t think you should take that {yes I’m an instigator} (lol) get those gloves on
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said this on 11 Jan 2011 12:22:33 AM CDT
I took a page from real life for this one;)
“As he grasped her heaving bosoms, he stroked his purple veined cock deep within her loins, entering her sweet love hole,” the text to speech program read. We both immediately were hit with a fit of laughter. “What other words can we do?” He asked sucking in huge gulps of air. “I…don’t…know …I…can’t…anymore, ” I gasped, clutching my sides. Ignoring me he typed in “Hungry like the Wolf, I slurped on his man-meat”. “Woolf…Man-MEET, he drawled doing a spot on impersonation of the ghost in the machine. “Ooohhh aaaahhh”, I replied getting my dig in. “What else?” he asked, giving me a mischievous look. Typing in “Manly Western man porn” I was full throttle adolescent now. “Pick those,” he said, pointing at a cluster of words. “Fuck the monkey water weasel,” our newest source of entertainment droned. Laughing hard enough to fall, I realized we could do this all night. |
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said this on 11 Jan 2011 6:39:06 PM CDT
Very good! I like it...I can actually see you bent over laughing. :)
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